Best Jokes This Week
A black man was walking on a beach one day and saw a girl with no hands or legs crying.
He went up to her and asked why was she crying?
The girls said "Because no-one ever hugged me."
So the man hugged her and left.
The next day the same man was walking on the same beach and saw the same girl crying.
He asked her why was she crying?
She said "Becuase no-one ever kissed me."
So the man kissed her on the cheek and left.
The next day the same man was walking on the same beach and saw te same girl crying.
Again he asked her why was she crying.
She said "Becuase no-one ever f**ked me before"
So the man picked the girl up and threw her in the ocean and siad "Now you are f**ked.
A gay man goes to a bar, and the bouncer is explaining the dress code regulations:
BOUNCER: "That shirt has to go, you've got to lose those pants, that belt definitely has to come off, and you need to get rid of those shoes !!!"
GAY MAN: "Ohhhhh, Wonderful ... I'm dancing naked, again"
A lady goes to the doctor complaining of abdominal pains, and after many tests the doctor finally returns back to her with some results.
DOCTOR: Well, I hope you like changing diapers
WOMAN: Why, am I pregnant ???
DOCTOR: No, you have Bowel Cancer !!!
There's a fly above a river and there's a fish in the water. The fish says if that fly drops six inches I can get it.
There's a bear on the river bank that says if that fly drops six inches the fish will get the fly and I can get the fish.
There's a hunter about 100 yards back that says if that fly drops six inches the fish will get the fly the bear will get the fish and I'll get the bear. Also, the hunter has crackers next to him and there's a mouse.
The mouse says if that fly drops six inches the fish will get the fly the bear will get the fish and the hunter will get the bear and I can get the crackers up on a hill.
There's a cat that says if that fly drops six inches the fish will get the fly the bear will get the fish the hunter will get the bear the mouse will get the crackers and I can get the mouse.
So what happens the fly drops six inches, the fish gets the fly, the bear gets the fish, the hunter gets the bear, the mouse gets the crackers, but when the cat went he tripped and fell into the river. So the moral of the story is every time a fly drops six inches a pussy is sure to get wet.