Best Jokes This Week
Teacher: where is your homework?
Kid: at home.
Teacher: why is it at home?
Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason.
Teacher: are you being smart with me!
Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.
There are three friends, Shut the hell up, Your manners, and Bear Shit. One day they're in the woods and bear shit gets lost and your manners looks for him. Shut the hell up goes to the police station "my friend is missing can you help me?" The officer says "what's your name?" "Shut the hell up" "what?" Shut the hell up" "say that again?" Shut the hell up!" "Son where's your manners?" "That's what I've been trying to tell you! He's out in the woods looking for bear shit"
Pick Up Line
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten