Best Jokes This Week
A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.
Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.
Son: Okay I was watching KungFu Panda! The robot slaps his son again.
Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!
Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad.
Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The robot slaps the mom...
Q: A black man, a Japanese man and a Mexican man were in the Olympics. Who won the race?
A: All of them
A: One was chased by a slave trader, one was chased by an atomic bomb and one was chased by the border patrol.
Yo Momma Joke
So one night a father is up at 5am waiting for his son. The son creeps in the door. The father asks "Where have you been?" The son replies "Well Dad I was out with some friends tonight and you know what I had sex". The father is overcome with delight so he opens a bottle of expensive brandy has a drink with his son smokes a cigar and they both go asleep. Next night the son comes back late his dad eagerly waiting for him. The son steps in the door & his father proud as ever asks him "So son you get lucky again tonight?" The son replies "There's no way I'd be able to have sex tonight my ass is still killing me from the last time".