Best Jokes This Week
Reporter: Thank you for tuning in tonight for our mass debate.
*5 minutes later*
Reporter: John, may I ask why you are touching yourself in front of live audience?
John: Sir, you said 'mass debate' so I am.
Reporter: *do i kill the man or do i kill myself*
There was a father and two sons. The sons were called Ikey and Mikey.
They stayed in their apartment while their dad went to the store. Unfortunately, their dad forgot the keys to his car. He shouted to Ikey, "Throw my key out of the window!"
And then Ikey threw Mikey out of the window.