Best Jokes This Week
A Redneck scientist is on project about cockroach and its behavior.
He puts cockroach on table n shouts RUN. it starts running.
He picks it again and cuts out front 2 legs n shouts RUN . Cockroach again runs this time slower.
He then chop out his 2 middle legs and shouts RUN. Cockroach scrambles it very slowly.
He then chops remaining 2 legs and shouts RUN. Poor creature don't move at all.
He summarises in end - Cockroach becames deaf if you chopout his legs .....!!!!!
Q: What book do women like the most?
A: "Their boyfriends paycheck!"
Q: What is loud and obnoxious?
A: Your Girlfriend.
Q: Why is life like a penis?
A: Your girlfriend make it hard!
Q: How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
A: She fits into your wife's clothes.
Q: What does your girlfriend and a condom got in common?
A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.
Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?
A: A $100 bill.....ab!!!!!
One Liner Joke
Pick Up Line
Yo Momma Joke
A blonde walks into a doctors office with a gunshot wound in her hand. The doctor asks, "How did this happen?" She replies, "Well, I was trying to commit suicide. I stuck the gun to my head and then...just before I pulled the trigger... I thought, this is going to be loud. So I covered my other ear before pulling the trigger".....ab!!!!!
Yo Momma Joke
A little girl goes to her mum after school says "Mummy mummy i just saw anant's willy"
The mums shocked, the little girl continues
"It was like a PEANUT" The mum giggles, and replies "Why? was it small" The little girl says "NO!" "It Was SALTY "