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If u r awesome vote kickass and if u r gay u know what to do
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.
Hello guys this is a gay testIf you rate this kickass ur not gay, vice versa.I wanna c how many ppl r gay
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Husband: Honey, do u smell that?
Husband: Yeah, me neither, start cooking.
DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE.You little rebel, I like you.
it's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever shit you could have said
A cop drives up to me and says: you're speeding. *so he pulls me over and said papers*ME: so i said scissors, i win, and drove off
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.Except for Chris Brown.
Guy - I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please.Cashier - Sir, that is a sleeping bagGuy - *winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*
I've noticed people don't like when you smack kids in public places for acting out. Especially when they're not your own.
I know violence is not the best way to solve things, but when a nigga takes my KFC, I intend to get it back.
Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you're not a pussy.
If only God can judge us than Santa has some explaining to do.
The government is bisexual, they f*cked everyone.
Girl: Did you eat?
Boy: Did you eat?
Girl: Are you copying me?
Boy: Are you copying me?
Girl: I love you
Boy: Yeah I ate already!
FUN FACT: If you bring a gun to the pharmacy, you can get drugs without a doctor's prescription.
Rate kickass if you are sad about paul walker Rate lame if you are an ugly b*tch who will go to hell
If you jingle my bells I CAN PROMISE YOU A WHITE CHRISTMAS.
If dicks were airplanes your mouth would be an airport.