Best Jokes This Week
Pick Up Line
One Liner Joke
Little Johnny walked in on his parents doing it. "What are you doing" he asked. The father quickly replied, "Oh, I'm playing cards. Your mother is my wild card." "Oh, ok" Johnny replied. The next day, Johnny walks in to a room to find his father masturbating. He says, "What are you doing". "Oh playing cards again" the father replied. "But wheres your wild card" Johnny asked. His father looks at him seriously and says, "Son, you don't need a wild card if you have a good hand"
One day, a blonde wanted to travel from America to Europe. She rang a Travel agent to ask how long it would take. Blonde: How long does take to travel to Europe from America?
Travel agent: just a minute,
Blonde: Thanks *hangs up phone*
Chuck Norris Joke
It was my anniversary last night. As my wife peeled the cloth away she said, “Da dah! Your dinner is served.” “I’m not eating that,” I replied, “It looks and smells revolting.” She said, “Just taste it.” “No f*cking chance.” I replied, “Put those knickers back on.” - The Joke Cafe