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100 results for "jews"
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Racial Joke
Whats the difference between Jews and pizza?
Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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Anti-Humor Joke
So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.
They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.
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Racial Joke
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug?
Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.
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Racial Joke
What is the difference between santa and a jew?
Santa goes up the chimney
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Racial Joke
me - I'm gonna kill all the jews and one clown.
friend - Why one clown??
me - See! No one cares about the jews!
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Racial Joke
How do you fit 16 jews into a car?
Two in the front seat, three in the back, and the rest in the ashtray.
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Racial Joke
Whats faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon!
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Racial Joke
Whats the worst part about being a black jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between a boyscout and a Jew?
The boyscout comes back from camp.
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Racial Joke
There was once a black boy, a jewish boy, and an Italian in 3rd grade. One day, they decided to play "who has the biggest dick". The Jew whipped it out, and then the Italian, and then the black. They looked at the black dick in astonishment, and told him it's huge because he's black.
That night at the dinner table, he told his parents "the other boys at school said that my dick is big because I'm black, is this true?" She replied, "no son, it's because you're 24".
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Chuck Norris Joke
the real reason hitler killed himself is because he found out chuck norris was jewish
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escaped the chambers.
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Racial Joke
whats the difference between Jews and boy scouts?
Boy scouts made it out of camp...
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Racial Joke
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Racial Joke
What's the worst part of being a black Jew?
You get the back of the oven.
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Racial Joke
How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
4 in the seats and 29 in the ash trash!
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Racial Joke
What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?
Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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Racial Joke
"What? Damn it, I said APPLE JUICE, not GAS THE JEWS!"
-Hitler
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza In a oven?
The pizza doesn't scream.
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Racial Joke
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler
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Racial Joke
What is the difference between a Jewish person and a pizza
Pizzas don't scream when they are in the oven
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Racial Joke
How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground
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Racial Joke
Why was the jew jealous of the pizza?
Because it came out of the oven
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Racial Joke
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street
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Racial Joke
What sucks about being a black jew?
They have to sit in the back of the oven.
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Racial Joke
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
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Racial Joke
I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp
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Long Joke
Q:How do you get 10 jews into a car? A:Throw a dime inside.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Tell them hitler is driving
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Racial Joke
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between a boyscout and a Jew?
The boyscout comes back from camp.
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Racial Joke
Whats the difference between a black Jew and white Jew?
The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber.
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Racial Joke
what's the difference between Harry Potter & the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber.
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Puns Joke
What did the German teacher say to the Jewish student?
Concentrate
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.
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Dirty Joke
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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Anti-Humor Joke
What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A jew doesn't scream when it's in the oven.
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between Harry potter and Jews? Harry potter escaped the chamber
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Racial Joke
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
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Anti-Humor Joke
how many jews can you get in a car?
two in the frount, three in the back, and six million in the ash tray.
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Racial Joke
No, I'm not being racist. Gosh, stop being such a Jew.
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Racial Joke
How many Jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 15 in the ash tray!
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Racial Joke
Q: What's the difference between a Scout and a Jew?
A: The Scout returns from Camp.
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Racial Joke
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The governments a lie
Hitler was a jew
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Racial Joke
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
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Racial Joke
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first
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Racial Joke
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between a Jew and a Bullet?
The bullet makes it out of the chamber
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Racial Joke
What happens when a Jew runs into a wall with a boner?
He breaks his nose.
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Racial Joke
Q: why do Jews watch porn backwards
A: because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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Racial Joke
Who was the greatest Jewish cook of all time?
Hitler.
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Racial Joke
Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew?
Harry made it out of the Chamber
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Racial Joke
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car... 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray
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Racial Joke
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Because the Jews sent him a gas bill.
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Racial Joke
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off
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Racial Joke
How do you get 100 jews into a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.
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Long Joke
Perfect contraceptive method
To prevent accidental pregnancy due to condom failure. World conferences topic was to discuss perfect method to avoid pregnancy. All scientist submitted there research. A jew scientist came with great idea which won price. He told - To prevent the condom failure use 2 condom with chilly powder in between. If inner condom is torn he will know it immediately. If outer condom breaks, she will know it !
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Racial Joke
Why did Hitler kill himself ? The Jews sent him a gas bill .
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Racial Joke
Quetion: how do you get 17 Jews into the car?
Answer: throw a quarter in it
Question: how do you get them out?
Answer: tell them Hitler is driving
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Racial Joke
What is the difference between a Jew and a Boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camps!
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Racial Joke
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
A Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
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Long Joke
Last week, my girlfriend and i were in bed kissing passionately and getting sensual. As our passion began to heat'up, she said..... "NO BABY I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING IT, I Just Want You To Hold Me".
I screamed "WHAT??!!" "What Was That?!"
She replied...."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man".
She further added...."Can't you just love me for who i am, and not what i do for you in the bedroom?".
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, i just went to sleep.
The next day, i decided to cancel going to school so that i could spend time with her.
We went out and had a nice lunch, then i took her shopping at a very big boutique.
I walked around with her as she tried on several expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take, so i told her we would just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so i surprised her by telling her to just get a pair of shoes for each cloth she selects.
We went over to the jewelry section where she picked'out a pair of gold earrings.
She was so excited, she also asked for a Bracelet and a Wrist'Watch, and i surprised her further when i replied..."That's Okay Honey, You Can Have Them All".
She was on'top of the world from all the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said...."I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier".
I could hardly contain myself when i replied her...."NO BABY I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING IT".
Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT"??!!.
I further said...."Honey I Just Want You To Hold Those Things For A While". "You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman".
Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, i further added....
"Why can't you just love me for who i am, and not for the things i buy you?".
Apparently she won't allow me touch her this night either, but at least she knows am smarter than her.
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Racial Joke
Why do jews love football? Cause they get a quarter back.
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between a nigger and a Jew?
A Jew tries to get a lower price while the nigger says "f*ck it" and just steals the damn thing.
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Racial Joke
don't be racist.be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber. Created by Japan. Speaks English. and looks Mexican. jumps like a black man and grabs coins like jews
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Racial Joke
Why have the jews been roaming the desert for 2000 years? Someone dropped a quarter.
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Racial Joke
What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A boy scout returns from camp.
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Racial Joke
How are Jews and cars different ?
Cars don't die when gas is in them
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Racial Joke
how do you get 10 jews in a volkswagen ? Throw a penny in. How do you get them out? Tell them they have to pay for gas.
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Racial Joke
How do you kill 2 Jews, you throw a Penney in the middle of them and watch them fight to the death.
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Racial Joke
90% jews won't understand this.
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Racial Joke
How do you kill 1000 Jews?
Throw a quarter in a gas chamber
How do you kill 1000 more?
Tell them no one got it
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Racial Joke
why did Hitler kill himself? Cause the jews sent him the gas bill.
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Racial Joke
Doing be racist
Be like MARIO
He's an ITALIAN PLUMBER
created by JAPANESE PEOPLE
who SPEAKS ENGLISH
and looks like a MEXICAN
JUMPS LIKE A BLACK MAN
AND GRABS COINS LIKE A JEW
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Racial Joke
How is copper wire made?
Two jews fighting over a penny
The same works with two Catholic priests
Just toss a boy between them!
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Yo Momma Joke
For a Jew who's struggling: if you can't take the heat, get out of the oven
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red, violets are blue, suck me off, and I will suck you, touch me right there, touch him to, it's not a black person, its a dirty Jew.
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Racial Joke
Why are Jews scared to go to the bathroom?
They have showers.
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between a Jew and a cookie?
Cookies aren't meant to be burnt.
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Racial Joke
Why do jews love birds? Cause they go cheap cheap.
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Racial Joke
What is the difference between boy scouts and Jews? boy scouts come back from camp. Jews don't.
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Racial Joke
whats the difference between a jew and pizza? pizza doesnt scream when it gets put into the oven.
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Racial Joke
how many Jews can you fit in a car....
two in the front two in the back and a thousand in the ash tray
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Racial Joke
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Racial Joke
Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? A: They give them gas.
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Racial Joke
How do you pick up a jewish chick?
With a dust pan
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Racial Joke
What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew?
One goes home from a camp.
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Dirty Joke
Little boy: *pulls down pants* Whats this?
Dad: Those are your prized jewels. Dont let girls touch them.
Little boy: Okay!
The next day
*little boy comes in shocked*
Dad: What happened?!
Little boy: The little girl from next door tried to feel my jewels so i felt hers
Dad: ...
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Long Joke
One day I was walking across a bridge when I saw a man about to jump off. I immediately shouted to him, "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why not?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well... are you religious or not?"
"I am!"
"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
To this I replied, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between a Jew and a boy-scout?
One of them comes back from camp
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Yo Momma Joke
Yo momma's so fat, when she dived into the river, she was the reason why Moses was able to walk across with the jews.
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Chuck Norris Joke
Jewish Mom: Johnny, suck a dick!
Johnny: Okay mom thanx LOL.
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Racial Joke
Whats the diference between boy scouts and jews?
Boy scouts make it back from camp
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Racial Joke
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to charge you for the light bulb, another to charge you for the ladder, and a third to loan you the money.
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Racial Joke
Q. What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy scout?
A. The Boy scout comes home from camp!
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Racial Joke
What is the difference between Santa and Jews?
Santa goes down the chimney
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Racial Joke
Where do you send a Jew with ADHD?
A Concentration camp
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Racial Joke
Whats the difference between a bullet and a Jew...
A: A bullet leaves the chamber
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Racial Joke
How do you fit 42 Jews in a car?
2 in the front and the rest in the ash tray
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Racial Joke
What time is it in jew town?
50% off