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27 results for "small dick"
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One Liners Joke
Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 of it and shoved it in your personality.
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One Liners Joke
Having a small dick is the leading cause of acting like a big one.
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Comebacks Joke
guy: suck my dick
me: sorry I cant put small things in my mouth I will choke
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Comebacks Joke
Douche: My dick comes with a choking hazard warning.
Girl: Don't they only put that on small objects?
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Dirty Joke
"Daddy, do butterflies have really small penises?"
Parenting books didn't prepare me for that and I am NOT Googling butterfly dicks.
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Comebacks Joke
Teacher: As you can see the legs, when squared equals the hypotenuse squared otherwise know as the Pythagorean Theorem
Douche Student: Hey sir, I got a theorem for you
Teacher:What is it?
Douche Student: Your mom's legs squared equals my dick squared
*Class Laughs*
Teacher: Is it really that small?
*Class becomes silent*
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Dirty Joke
Douche:Hey girl wanna suck my dick
Girl:sorry my mum told me to not put small objects in my mouth
Joke not by me
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Comebacks Joke
Suck my dick!
I am not supposed to put small things into my mouth..
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Dirty Joke
Singer: singing lalala
Audience member: why do u have a small mouth?
Singer: To make dicks like yours seem big
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Comebacks Joke
Friend: Your Dick is as small as a breath mint
Me: no wonder your moms breath was so minty this morning
Friend: WTF
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Comebacks Joke
Your dick is so small.
How would you know?
Because you showed me.
And I bet you stared.
I cant stare at what is imaginary.
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Comebacks Joke
Me texting my friend
Me:Why r u sad Friend:My gf left me 2 days ago
Me:Why? u could not satisfy her sexully with ur small pinus
Friend:How would u know that. Are u a stalker
Me:Nope.Last night when i was pumping her up with my dick she acted like she has never seen one
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Racial Joke
Cunt- How can you see with those Chinese eyes kid- idk first tell me how you can see your small dick
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Comebacks Joke
Guy: You know, my dick should have a sign on it that says "choking hazard"
Me: Doesn't that refer to SMALL objects?
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Short Joke
Annoying dude: There should be a warning on my dick! Chocking hazard!
Me:Isn't that a label they put on small objects?
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Comebacks Joke
Jackass:your dick is small me:it's not small it just looks like it compared to your huge pussy
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Comebacks Joke
douche- Your dick is so small
boy-yeah not what your girlfriend said last night
douche-f*ck you
boy-you know you would but your girlfriend already did
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Comebacks Joke
Moron: You're dick's small!
Me: Not really, let me just tell your mom to stop sucking so I can show you the rest.
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Comebacks Joke
Bully: Hey nerd, why are you so small?
Short kid: Because I'm impersonating your dick.
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Dirty Joke
In and Out.
Long and short.
Big and small.
Hard and soft.
Suck and blow.
Spit and swallow.
Love and hate.
Boy and girls
Dicks and pussies.
Hope you like Dirty opposites. :D btw This has happened.
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Long Joke
A small, terrible person continued on with his boring day. His meager existence continued to destroy his spirit. At least, it would if he had any. In fact, he had so little spirit, that he went to work in a hurricane they could only think of one name for, "Double Katrina". Yes, shit got that real. Somehow he was able to file his taxes before the hurricane blew him towards Death Valley. While in Death Valley, he came across a gaping cave, void of any modern aesthetics. Carefully, he approached the back of the cave, only to realize that it was only the end of the entrance. Towards the right, was an old Apple desktop from the late eighty's, that usually only started up after a few beatings on its side. Yes, he proceeded to hear Dial up, seeing as it was too old and slow to do anything useful. Suddenly, kickasshumor . com popped up, and he clicked on the category which he felt resonated with him. He had only a few words. "Aww yeah, just like my dick." And that folks, is nearly every person who has realized that the person was a penis himself, the hurricane was the queef from his first wife. The gaping cave was Anderson Coopers asshole, or the lack of a career he had, whichever. The apple desktop, was his image in a mirror: An overcompensator with no life, and devoid of any use.
(Above) That was me blowing your mind.
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Comebacks Joke
Bully: Why do you have a small mouth?
Girl: To make your dick look big.
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Comebacks Joke
White Guy: Why are your eyes so stretched and small? (Everyone Laughs) Asian Guy: To make your dick look big (Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!)
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Comebacks Joke
Bully: Your dick is small than a millimeter.
Me: How would you know? Do you like looking at dicks?
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Comebacks Joke
Bully- " my dick is a choking hazard!"
You- " well choking hazard things are small !"
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Dirty Joke
How can you tell when a womans mouth is too big ?She can still talk when she’s sucking your dick .How can you tell when a mans dick is too small ? Same answer as the first joke !!
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Dirty Joke
You have a small dick
Your mom didn't have a hard time finding it last night