Best Racial Jokes This Year
An airplane is going down cause of too much weight, there was a black man, an asian man, a mexican man, and an american man. Each of them were told to throw something off the plane to lighten the load, the black man threw a couple zebras and lions out saying,"I have too any of those in my country."
The asian threw some fish and rice out, saying"I have too many of that in my country."
The mexican threw some corn and refried beans out saying,"I have too many of that in my country."
The american threw the mexican out and said,"I have way too many of that in my country.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
There is a plane with not enough seats for everyone, so the pilot says we will need to remove people by alphabetical order. So he starts with A, Asian, no one stands up, then he says," B, blacks," no one stands up, then a black boy tells his dad,"Shouldn't we go up, aren't we black," His dad says no,"Today son, we're niggers."
what's funny is that these assholes claim that their religion is all about peace and it doesn't practice violence etc... yet since the year 2000 they have committed 204 separate terrorist attacks all over the world. 204 Two Hundred and Fucking Four separate attacks on innocent people, tell me that's funny. Fucking assholes. Don't claim your religion isn't a violent religion. I have to also say that it's not all Muslim's that are terrorists, Vote Kickass if you agree