Best Racial Jokes This Year
One day the priest lost his rooster. The next day he went on to church and asked everyone "Have any of you seen a cock?" All of the women stand up. Mad he says "Not like that. Do any of you have a cock?" All of the men stand up. Finally infuriated he says "No not like that have any of you seen my cock?" All the little kids stand up.
Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"
When successful black people talk about their children in public it kinda goes like
Black Guy#1: Mine is 9yrs old
Black Guy#2: Mine is 10yrs old
Random Black Guy: Oh I remember seeing Tyrone when he was 2. I left after that. Maybe he's 21 now.
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