Best Racial Jokes This Year
A black man was walking on a beach one day and saw a girl with no hands or legs crying.
He went up to her and asked why was she crying?
The girls said "Because no-one ever hugged me."
So the man hugged her and left.
The next day the same man was walking on the same beach and saw the same girl crying.
He asked her why was she crying?
She said "Becuase no-one ever kissed me."
So the man kissed her on the cheek and left.
The next day the same man was walking on the same beach and saw te same girl crying.
Again he asked her why was she crying.
She said "Becuase no-one ever f**ked me before"
So the man picked the girl up and threw her in the ocean and siad "Now you are fucked.
A cowboy walks into a bar and sits down. Across the bar is a Mexican man staring at him. So the cowboy orders a shot of whiskey, takes it, slams it down, and yells "TGIF".
The mexican, still staring at the cowboy orders a shot of tequila. Slams his down and yells "SPIT". They started going back and forth with it, growing louder and louder every time. Until the bartender, fed up with this, asks the cowboy, "do you even know what TGIF stands for?" Cowboy says, "well hell yeah it means thank god its friday" he says lok and asks the Mexican what SPIT stands for. The mexican replies, "stupid pendejo its thursday"
WHO LIVES IN AN OLD DUMPSTER NEAR KFC
OBNOXIOUS ANS SCARY AND "GANGSTA" IS HE
IF NEWPORT AND MALT LIQUORS IS SOMETHIN' YOU WISH
THEN PULL OUR YOUR GATS AND FUCK UP THAT BITCH
A Pollack grows up admiring black athletes. By the time he's in college, he's the best football player in his hometown. The problem is, none of the teams will sign a player who isn't black. So he gets a brilliant idea. He goes to the big city and pays his whole life savings to a plastic surgeon.
Surgeon: "What do you want?"
Pollock: "I wanna be a nigger."
The surgeon thinks a minute. "Okay, we'll have to darken your skin by 90%, add six inches to your dick, and take away 40 IQ points."
Well, the Pollock is all for it. So he goes under the knife and has the procedure. A few hours later, he comes out of the anesthesia and looks up at the plastic surgeon kinda groggy like.
The plastic surgeon says: "I'm sorry, son. I just don't know how it happened, but we got the numbers all mixed up. We darkened your skin color by 40%, took six inches OFF your dick, and took away 90 IQ points. Can you ever forgive me?"
The patient looks up and says, "Si, Señor..."