Best Racial Jokes This Year
When I was born, I was BLACK
When I grew up, I was BLACK
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK
When I got cold, I was BLACK
When I was scared, I was BLACK
When I was sick, I was BLACK
And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK NOW, you white folks
When you’re born, you're PINK
When you grow up, you’re WHITE
When you go in the sun, you get RED
When you’re cold, you turn BLUE
When you’re scared, you're YELLOW
When you get sick, you’re GREEN
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE
And when you die, you look GREY
So why y'all be callin' us COLORED folks?
There was a redneck who hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest down the road and thought "for all the bad stuff I've done, I'll give him a ride." So he picked up the priest and they drove along. The redneck saw a black man down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" He asked. "You missed him" the priest said. "But I took him out with the door"
A black man was walking on a beach one day and saw a girl with no hands or legs crying.
He went up to her and asked why was she crying?
The girls said "Because no-one ever hugged me."
So the man hugged her and left.
The next day the same man was walking on the same beach and saw the same girl crying.
He asked her why was she crying?
She said "Becuase no-one ever kissed me."
So the man kissed her on the cheek and left.
The next day the same man was walking on the same beach and saw te same girl crying.
Again he asked her why was she crying.
She said "Becuase no-one ever f**ked me before"
So the man picked the girl up and threw her in the ocean and siad "Now you are f**ked.
Black guy: yo whats up
White guy: yo whats up
Black guy: stop
White guy: stop
Black guy: why u gotta do me like that
White guy: why u gotta do me like that
Black guy: Nigga
White guy: Ni- *makes akward face*
A cowboy walks into a bar and sits down. Across the bar is a Mexican man staring at him. So the cowboy orders a shot of whiskey, takes it, slams it down, and yells "TGIF".
The mexican, still staring at the cowboy orders a shot of tequila. Slams his down and yells "SPIT". They started going back and forth with it, growing louder and louder every time. Until the bartender, fed up with this, asks the cowboy, "do you even know what TGIF stands for?" Cowboy says, "well hell yeah it means thank god its friday" he says lok and asks the Mexican what SPIT stands for. The mexican replies, "stupid pendejo its thursday"