Best Racial Jokes This Year
Anant is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Anant ignores the Pakistani who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
Pakistani: "You Americans folks eat the whole bread??"
Anant (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Pakistani: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Pakistan,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to America."
The Pakistani has a smirk on his face.
Anant listens in silence.
The Pakistani persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread?!?"
Anant: "Of Course."
Pakistani: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling), "We don't. In Pakistan we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to America."
Anant then asks: "Do you have sex in Pakistan?"
Pakistani: "Why of course we do", the Pakistani says with a big smirk.
Anant: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used?"
Pakistani: "We throw them away, of course."
Anant: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Pakistan
Name? Abdul Aziz from Pakistan.
. Sex? Three to five times a day. No, no...I mean male or female? Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. Holy cow! Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. But isn't that hostile? Horse style, doggy style, any style! Oh dear! No, no! Deer run too fast...
One day the priest lost his rooster. The next day he went on to church and asked everyone "Have any of you seen a cock?" All of the women stand up. Mad he says "Not like that. Do any of you have a cock?" All of the men stand up. Finally infuriated he says "No not like that have any of you seen my cock?" All the little kids stand up.
A little girl goes to her mum after school says "Mummy mummy i just saw anant's willy"
The mums shocked, the little girl continues
"It was like a PEANUT" The mum giggles, and replies "Why? was it small" The little girl says "NO!" "It Was SALTY "
A man is walking down the street and sees a beautiful paki woman with extremely large boobs. As he is passing her he asks, "If I gave you $100 could I touch your boobs?"
She is annoyed but after some persuiation she says okey. He enjoys it and then hesitates but asks at last. What's about screwing ?
Pakistani woman says - it will be 10 $. My usual charges.
A Pakistani, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making.
"Last night I tried love to my wife but I couldn't get errection.She was in pissed off this morning..."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette
and told me she could never love another man."
When the Anant remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once." Anant replied.
"Only once?" the Pakistani arrogantly snorted. "And what did she
say to you this morning?"