Best Comebacks This Year
Tough guy: I can't believe your still a Virgin! HAHAHAHA
Other Guy: I was a Virgin until last night
Tough guy: As if!
Other guy: Yeah man just ask your sister
Tough Guy: I don't have a sister???
Other Guy: You will in about 9 months
Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.
Boy texted his dad saying
Boy:I got expelled
Dad: WHAT WHY
Boy: cos we had this lesson about bulling and the teacher said sticks and stones may break my bone but words will never hurt me
Boy: so I threw a book at her face and it broke her nose
Dad : lol that's my boy
Teacher: As you can see the legs, when squared equals the hypotenuse squared otherwise know as the Pythagorean Theorem
Douche Student: Hey sir, I got a theorem for you
Teacher:What is it?
Douche Student: Your mom's legs squared equals my dick squared
Teacher: Is it really that small?
*Class becomes silent*
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"