Best Comebacks This Year
Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father!
son: sure, whatever dad.
FIVE HOURS LATER
Dad: so how was your exam?
Son: who the hell are you?!
KICKASS IF YOU GET IT
BY MARY Z JING SO MY FRIENDS WILL KNOW
Friend: You wanna hangout today?
Me: I can't, I am grounded.
Friend: For what?
Me: My mom and I got in an argument, and she said, "SON OF A BITCH!" so I said, "YES, I AM A SON OF A BITCH!"
Friend: HAHAHA That's why you are my friend. xD
Guy: Hi, my friend changed all my contact names, can you tell me who you are?
Girl: What does the contact name say
Guy: It says "Bitch".
Girl: Oh WOW... and BTW it's Andrea, your ex.
Guy: Oh, I guess my friend didn't change this one.
Bully:You're the defintion of dumbass
Me:You're pretty much the Defintion of an Abortion
Bully: You're the defntion of gay
Me:I'm straighter than a pole that ur mom dances me on Everyone:OHHHHH
Me:That's what i said to your ugly sister while she tried f*ck me