Best Comebacks This Year
Guy: Hi, my friend changed all my contact names, can you tell me who you are?
Girl: What does the contact name say
Guy: It says "Bitch".
Girl: Oh WOW... and BTW it's Andrea, your ex.
Guy: Oh, I guess my friend didn't change this one.
Teacher: WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOU WERE YOUR FIRST DAY IN SCHOOL! Like you were in Kindergarten!
Student: You really want me to be like I was on my first day?
Student: Alright then.
*The next day*
Teacher: what's 4x3 divided by the square root of 7.
Teacher: Get over here!
*In the corner of the class room*
Teacher: We agreed you'd be like you were on your first day!
Student: Yeah, and the answer for everything was fish.
Teacher: I hate you.
Student: I hate you too
Teacher: You said that on your first day too?
Student: Nope, I said "I love you" to all my teachers
Teacher: Then why haven't you said that to me!?
Student: Because I didn't lie on the first day of school either.