Best Celebrity Jokes This Year
Anna boyfriend walked into the annas house and the anna said to her mom, "Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mom says, "Ok honey, you kids have fun." When they are up their the mom hears: "Baby baby baby oh!" The mom walks to the door and ask, "What the hell is going on?" The anna says, "Mom were just having sex." and the mom says, "Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber."
A little Anant asks his father, Daddy, Is God a man or a woman?
Both son. God is both.
After a while the Anant comes again and asks, Daddy, is God black or white?
Both son, both.
Anant returns a few minutes later and says, Daddy, Is Michael Jackson a God?
A friend of Bill Clinton calls up Heaven. A voice says" Virgin Mary speaking" The friend thinks "Ok ! Bill has'nt reached heaven"
After a few months, he calls up again.A voice says "Virgin Mary speaking". The friend thinks," Ok! Bill hasn't yet reached heaven!"
After a few months, the friend calls up again. A voice says "Mary speaking" The friend decides,"So! Bill has reached Heaven"
My mate was getting married and afterwards i was speaking to his new wife saying "congratulations hun, you look good in fact you remind me of kate middleton"
"aww thats so sweet, you really think i look that hot?" she said blushing.
"oh no, just saying how you were out done by your sisters ass".