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Rate this kickass if you want Justin Bieber out of the country!
When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".
Mom can i buy some heels?no.Mom can i buy a bra?no.Mom can i buy a dress?no.Mom can i buy a barbie doll?no. You never let me buy anything!shut up, Justin.
I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it!You never know when you might need a nail.
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS!When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby 'North West' I will be naming my first son 'Taco'.
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
When did the VMA'S turn into Viewing Miley's Ass?
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.Except for Chris Brown.
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down
if you think Justin bieber is a gay, retarded little girl, rate kickass.
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
How did Barack propose to Michelle?He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."