Best Celebrity Jokes This Year
Dear Asshole that can't even get someone else's joke right. This is how it goes you cocksucker. -----------------
Hillary Clinton could be the next "F" President, i was gonna say FEMALE but somebody already deleted the EMALE.
There were five people on a plane. Malcolm Turnbal, a skater boy, an elderly man, a little school girl and Hilary Clinton. The plane was about to crash and there was only four parachutes.
Malcolm Turnbal said, "I am about to be the president, so i need a parachute".
The skater boy said, "I have a long life ahead of me, so i need one too".
Malcolm and the skater both grab one and jump out.
Hilary Clinton said, " I am also running for president, so i also need one". Grabs one and jumps out.
The elderly man turns to the little girl and says, " I have lived my life. You haven't, so you take the last one".
The little girl shook her head. "No sir. We can both go. Malcolm Turnbal stole my school bag".
Fact: Donald Trump's interviews, speeches he made during his campaign, all three debates and any other time that he was in front of the camera speaking were carefully analyzed by professors and other professionals to see what grade level his gramer was. The results revealed that his gramer is at a 4th grade level and I'm not making this up, you can check it for yourself if you don't believe me. I realized why his uneducated, dumb, low life supporters who were loyal to him and were defending him every day when he would shoot himself in the foot. The reason they were so passionate for this piece of shit deplorable billionaire was because they related to him at every level, they pretty much are on his level give or take one grade higher or lower. Today i learned that his voters