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I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
They should make a border between Americaand Donald Trump
Girl: Justin Bieber has 1 book, 56 awards, 86 shows, over 18 million fans. What do you have?Me: A penis
Was Barry Whìte? Was Clint BIack? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay? Sure made Stevie Wonder....
If someone changed the wifi password at the white house to iloveobama, trump would never get wifi.
Muhammad Ali, may you Rest In Peace Champ. #RIPMuhammadAli
When Justin Bieber got arrested:Officer: Sir, you are under arrest.JB: What Do You Mean?
This kid is climbing a ladder in a garageTo get some wood.His mom comes Out and asks "sweetie?what are you Doing?"The kid says,"I'm getting highMom!"
Trump and Hillary are on the same plane. Plane crashes, who survives? America
If you make fun of Donald Trump's hair, there will be hell toupee.
2016 is when the most famous celebrities are dying. Why can't it be Donald Trump
Steve Harvey should host the Oscars so Leo can finally win one.
miley cyrus'es boobs are like her brains there nonexistant
Hillary Clinton should be the first f-president. I was going to say female but somebody deleted the 'emale'.
Donald Trump is quoted saying "Mexican's really love me. They call me PEACHY COOL-ARROW."Mexican's are actually calling you a "PINCHE CULERO" you idiot
Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year, just proves that men are better at everything, including, being a woman.
What's the same between Michelle Jackson and a xbox. They both get turned on by little boys
Hillary Clinton just announced Monica Lewinsky will be her VP. Because when Hillary can't get the job done, Monica can.
Hillary Clinton doesn't suck. Just ask Bill.
Friend:you know I have respect for nicki minaj Alex:why Friend:because since she's mostly made out of plastic she can easily be recycled