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I wonder what chairs think about all day:Oh here comes another asshole.~ Robin Williams
I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.
They should make a border between Americaand Donald Trump
Robin: Hey batman can I tell you a joke?
Batman: WHAT ROBIN?
Robin: Knock Knock
Batman: WHO'S THERE?
Robin: Not your parents
Was Barry Whìte? Was Clint BIack? Was George Strait? Was Marvin Gay? Sure made Stevie Wonder....
Girl: Justin Bieber has 1 book, 56 awards, 86 shows, over 18 million fans. What do you have?Me: A penis
When Justin Bieber got arrested:Officer: Sir, you are under arrest.JB: What Do You Mean?
If someone changed the wifi password at the white house to iloveobama, trump would never get wifi.
Muhammad Ali, may you Rest In Peace Champ. #RIPMuhammadAli
This kid is climbing a ladder in a garageTo get some wood.His mom comes Out and asks "sweetie?what are you Doing?"The kid says,"I'm getting highMom!"
If you make fun of Donald Trump's hair, there will be hell toupee.
GET THE LONDON LOOK>SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR TEETH FIX.
Steve Harvey should host the Oscars so Leo can finally win one.
2016 is when the most famous celebrities are dying. Why can't it be Donald Trump
miley cyrus'es boobs are like her brains there nonexistant
Donald Trump is quoted saying "Mexican's really love me. They call me PEACHY COOL-ARROW."Mexican's are actually calling you a "PINCHE CULERO" you idiot
Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year, just proves that men are better at everything, including, being a woman.
What's the same between Michelle Jackson and a xbox. They both get turned on by little boys
Friend:you know I have respect for nicki minaj Alex:why Friend:because since she's mostly made out of plastic she can easily be recycled
What was Beyonce doing on google? Getting In formation