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Rate this kickass if you want Justin Bieber out of the country!
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.
When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".
Mom can i buy some heels?no.Mom can i buy a bra?no.Mom can i buy a dress?no.Mom can i buy a barbie doll?no. You never let me buy anything!shut up, Justin.
I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it!You never know when you might need a nail.
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like 'I still love you' and I'm like,
Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS!When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby 'North West' I will be naming my first son 'Taco'.
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA
When did the VMA'S turn into Viewing Miley's Ass?
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
All these Miley Cyrus jokes are whoreable.
What's the difference between Tiger woods and Santa??
Santa stops at 3 hoes
Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm
So justin bieber threw up on stage a couple of weeks ago... That settles it she's pregnant
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.Except for Chris Brown.