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Rate this kickass if you want Justin Bieber out of the country!
if you think Justin bieber is a gay, retarded little girl, rate kickass.
The government shutdown has officially lasted longer than any of Taylor Swift's relationships.
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now.Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
Vote kickass if you would want the old Miley Cyrus back.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.Except for Chris Brown.
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down
*WINS AN OSCAR*Me: I'd like to thank my legs, for always supporting me; my arms, who are always by my side and lastly my fingers, I can always count on them.
I'm actually glad that 2 Chainz mentions his name at the begin of every song. It gives me time to change the radio station.
How did Barack propose to Michelle?He got on one knee, pulled out a ring, and said "I don't wanna be obamaself."
If I could bring one dead person back to life I'd bring back Walt Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction...
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?A: TWERKY!
Celebrities should have cereals.Justin TimberflakesSnoop Loops MacklesmoresPost yours in the comments.
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?"I said "Because he didn't die in real life"
Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish?Kim: I..*Kanye grabs mic*Kanye: She do