Best Blonde Jokes This Year
A blonde walks into an appliance store and sees a TV she'd like to buy. She goes to the register and says, "I wanna buy that TV." The man says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde walks out and dyes her hair brown. She comes back in and say, "I wanna buy that TV." The man gives her a look and says, "Ma'am, I've told you, we don't sell to blondes."
So she walks out and dyes her hair black. She comes back in and says, "I wanna buy that TV." The man gives her another look of pity and says, "Ma'am, I've told you three times, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde walks out and dyes her hair red. She comes back in and says, "I wanna buy that TV." The man gives her a very tired look and says, "Ma'am, I've told you. We don't sell to blondes." She asks, "How have you known I'm a blonde this whole time?"
The man replies, "Because ma'am... that's a microwave."
One day, a blonde wanted to travel from America to Europe. She rang a Travel agent to ask how long it would take. Blonde: How long does take to travel to Europe from America?
Travel agent: just a minute,
Blonde: Thanks *hangs up phone*
Blonde: *calling the doctor surgery*
Doctor: Dr. Raymond speaking, how may I help you?
Blonde: I'm going to have to cancel my 2 o' clock appointment I am afraid.
Doctor: Oh, why is that?
Blonde: I don't feel well.
Two people are texting. One is called Stacy who is blonde and the other is called Rachel who is a brunette.
Rachel: Hey sorry I lost my phone I can't text right now.
Stacy: Well can you PLEASE find it I really want to text you... you are my best friend!!!
Rachel: You're an idiot.
Stacy: Umm I'm not the one who lost my phone can you just text me when you find it?
Rachel: You're such a blonde. Read my first text again.
Stacy: IK !!! FIND YOUR PHONE !!!
A blonde and her mother are walking around. The blonde starts falling over and bumping into everything.
"Lilly, what are you doing?" The mother asks. She replies
"For some reason, when I close my eyes, I can't see anything!"
"This is why I told your father we should've adopted an Asian" The mother mumbles. Lilly falls over again.