Best Blonde Jokes This Year
Two blondes are walking in the park and come up on a set of tracks
One blonde says I think these are bear tracks, the other blonde argues they are deer tracks
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
a blonde walks into a store and asks, may I buy that tv, the store salesman say, sorry, we don't serve blondes. she comes the next day with her hair dyed black, and asks the same guy, can I buy this tv. the salesman says, sorry, we don't serve blondes. frustrated, the next day she dyes her hair red and to make sure, she asks a different salesman, can I buy this tv. he says, sorry, we don't serve blondes. the blonde says, how on earth did u know I was blonde. the salesman says, that's a microwave
Blonde: You having black skin makes you uglier than my white Mints.
Girl: You being white and racist makes you a sassy ass boss
Blonde: Excuse me?
Girl: Oh, my bad. Sorry! Forgot I was talking to a blonde.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette rob a bank. When the cops arrive, they get in their car and drive as far as they can to get away from the cops. They ended up running out of gas right next to a barn. The redhead says "Let's hide in there!" just as the cops begin to get closer to them. They all run inside the barn and find places to hide. The redhead hides behind the pigs so when the cops come by she says "oink, oink". The cops run a long where the brunette hides behind the cows. When the cops come closer to the cows, she says "Moo" so the cops walk away. The blonde hides behind the hay stack so when the cops come by she says "HAY HAY HAY"