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Yo Momma so ugly she went into a haunted house, and came out with a job application.
yo momma is dumb she put cat food in her pants to feed her pussy
What's the difference between yo mamma and a walrus?One has whiskers and smells like dead fish while the other one's a walrus.
Your mom is so fat that when you put her location in a GPS it said you've reached your destination.
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went skydiving, she caused a solar eclipse.
Yo mama so stupid she locked her keys inside of a Motorcycle
Yo mama is like a hen house, cocks fly in and out all day
Yo mama so fat,when she tried to commit suicide by jumping from a building,all the people shouted"NO!DONT DO IT! HAVE MERCY ON THE GROUND
Yo mama so fat that she needs cheat codes to wii fit
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a ford becase it said focus on it
Bully: Yo Mommas a irty b*tchStudent: Oh really? You can't even spell!Bully: Omg even your asking for the D.
Yo momma legs are like a library,they're open to the public
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill George wasinhgton said o hail can you see,get your fat ass off me!
Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes.
Yo momma so dum she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps for
Mum: where should I keep my money everywhere I put it my kids steal it?Dad: keep it in books
Yo Momma is so f*cking ugly that her own shadow cheated on her
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought that she'd have her own kingdom...by marrying Burger King.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to church, Jesus fell of the cross
Yo Mamma is like the sun, when look up at her your blindKickAss if get it!