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Yo Momma so ugly she went into a haunted house, and came out with a job application.
yo momma is dumb she put cat food in her pants to feed her pussy
Yo mama so stupid she locked her keys inside of a Motorcycle
Yo mama so fat that she needs cheat codes to wii fit
Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes.
Yo momma legs are like a library,they're open to the public
Yo momma so dum she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps for
Bully: Yo Mommas a irty b*tchStudent: Oh really? You can't even spell!Bully: Omg even your asking for the D.
Yo Momma is so f*cking ugly that her own shadow cheated on her
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought that she'd have her own kingdom...by marrying Burger King.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's the reason Adele says Hello from the other side
Yo momma so fat and old, when God said Let There Be Light, he told her to move out of the way.
Mum: where should I keep my money everywhere I put it my kids steal it?Dad: keep it in books
Yo momma so fat when she was a map on Call of duty there were too many hiding places.
Son: Why is the food so cold and bland?Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Your Momma is so ugly that when it was Christmas Santa came laughing HO HO (Santa see's your mom) HOLY SH*T
Yo mama is so black that when she went to night school she kept being marked as absent.
Yo mama is so stupid that she returneda donut because it had a hole in it.
yo mama so stupid when the doctor said to burn some calories she set a fat person on fire!