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Tough Guy: Can you see your penis in the shower?Boy: No*Classroom laughs*Tough Guy: Ohh really? Why Not?Boy: Because your mom's head is on it*Classroom falls silent*
yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.-kickass if you get it!
Yo mama so dumb she drove to Disney land and she saw a sign that said "Disney Land Left" so she went home.
yo mommas so fat when Santa comes down the chimley he saids ho ho holy shit..........
yo Momma is so fat and dumb, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are K,F,C.
Your moms such a slut that her pussys been used more then google
Yo mamma so poor when she farted she said "clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord cause we have heat."
Yo momma is so old her pubic hairs are 50 Shades Of Gray.
Yo momma is like a camp fire everyone sticks there wieners in her
Yo mama so fat even uptown funk cant give it to her.
Yo Momma so ugly she made the devil pray
Yo mama so fat she don't need the internet she's already worldwide
Your mamma is so black when she went outside the street lights came on
Yo mamma so fat when she went into space there was no space
Yo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma is so stupid when she found out she lost her virginity, she went and looked for it.
Yo mamma's so fat she broke ur family tree
Yo Momma so ugly she went into a haunted house, and came out with a job application.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.