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Yo mama's so ugly, she's the reason Adele says Hello from the other side
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought that she'd have her own kingdom...by marrying Burger King.
Son: Why is the food so cold and bland?Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
Yo momma so fat when she was a map on Call of duty there were too many hiding places.
Your Momma is so ugly that when it was Christmas Santa came laughing HO HO (Santa see's your mom) HOLY SH*T
Yo mama is so black that when she went to night school she kept being marked as absent.
Yo momma so ugly even her dildo needed viagra
Boy: You're gay!Boy 2: I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo Momma's so stupid she wipes her ass before taking a shit
Yo mama is so poor when someone steps on a cigarette she said "Who turn off the heat?"
Yo momma so stupid she thought masturbating was a type of fishing
Yo momma so fat that I picture her on my mind and she broke my neck.
yo momma is like marijuana, everyone did her but no one admitted it
Your Momma is so stupid that when she picked up a rock and threw it at the floor the idiot missed
Yo mama so stupid, she put a quarter in each ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent.
Yo momma so fat that she went to hell because of gravity
Yo momma so fatWhen she sat on the iPhone 6 plusIt turned into the iPad 6 Plus
your mama pussy so big when your dad stuck his dick in it, he felt like he was waving his dick in space!
Yo momma so fat, by the time she passes the television you're watching, you've missed 4 episodes.