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Yo Momma so ugly, her birth certificate came with an apology letter from a condom factory.
Yo Momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application.
Yo momma so nasty when i asked her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs
Yo Momma so poor, the ducks start to throw bread at her.
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo Momma so stupid, she tried committing suicide by jumping out a window in the basement.
Yo Momma so ugly, she made a happy meal frown.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet
Yo Momma so stupid, she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama so damn fat... i pictured her in my head and the b*tch broke my neck
Yo Momma so fat, when she falls off the bed, she's falling off both sides at the same time.
Yo mamma so old, we told her to act her age and she died.
yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent.
Yo mommas so ugly at the strip club she got paid to keep her clothes on
Yo momma so fat, she broke the branch in her family tree!
Yo mama so dumb when the cop pulled her over and gave her a ticket she said "What movie are we going to see?"
Yo Mommas breath is so bad i called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection.
Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!