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Yo Momma is so f*cking ugly that her own shadow cheated on her
Your momma is soo dumb, she thought that she'd have her own kingdom...by marrying Burger King.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's the reason Adele says Hello from the other side
Son: Why is the food so cold and bland?Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
Yo momma so fat when she was a map on Call of duty there were too many hiding places.
Your Momma is so ugly that when it was Christmas Santa came laughing HO HO (Santa see's your mom) HOLY SH*T
Yo mama is so black that when she went to night school she kept being marked as absent.
Bully: Yo Mommas a irty b*tchStudent: Oh really? You can't even spell!Bully: Omg even your asking for the D.
Yo momma so ugly even her dildo needed viagra
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
yo mama so stupid when the doctor said to burn some calories she set a fat person on fire!
Yo Momma's so stupid she wipes her ass before taking a shit
yo mama is so fat , when she stood on a weight machine , it said 'TO BE continued....................'
Yo mama is so poor when someone steps on a cigarette she said "Who turn off the heat?"
Yo mamma so stupidthat she set out to climb Mountain Dew
Yo momma so stupid she thought masturbating was a type of fishing
yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow jacket/coat people yell taxi!
Yo momma so fat that I picture her on my mind and she broke my neck.
Your Momma is so stupid that when she picked up a rock and threw it at the floor the idiot missed
Yo mama so stupid, she put a quarter in each ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent.