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Boy: You're gay!Boy 2: I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Yo momma so ugly even her dildo needed viagra
Yo mama is so poor when someone steps on a cigarette she said "Who turn off the heat?"
Yo momma so fat that I picture her on my mind and she broke my neck.
Yo Momma so fat Donald Trump used her for the border wall.
yo momma is like marijuana, everyone did her but no one admitted it
Yo mama so stupid, she put a quarter in each ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent.
yo mama so old that when I told her to act her age she died!
yo momma is so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see wot she could see on the other side
Yo Momma is so poor the b*tch can't even pay attention.
Yo Momma so fat,when she ordered a waterbed, THEY PUT IT OVER THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!
Yo momma so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a broken Amazon box and I asked her what she was and she said "MOVIN"
yo momma so ugly that when when people shoot at her the bullets go the other direction
Yo momma so fat shes never heard of hide and seek.
Yo momma so dumb she put Coldplay in the freezer and they sung 'Its cold as ice it must be paraa para dise'.
Yo Momma so fat she motivates me to workout.