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yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.
Yo Momma so ugly she went into a haunted house, and came out with a job application.
Yo momma so ugly that Santa came on Christmas Eve, he said "Ho! Ho! Holly shit!!!"
yo momma is dumb she put cat food in her pants to feed her pussy
Yo Momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out :-)
yo momma's so fat she got arrested at the airport for carrying ten pounds of crack
Your mom is so fat that when you put her location in a GPS it said you've reached your destination.
What's the difference between yo mamma and a walrus?One has whiskers and smells like dead fish while the other one's a walrus.
Yo Mama has more rolls than a bakery
Yo mama so stupid she locked her keys inside of a Motorcycle
Yo momma is so old, Jesus signed her yearbook.
Yo momma is so fat, that all the local fast foods joints have now installed a "Roll Thru"
Yo Momma is so fat that when she went skydiving, she caused a solar eclipse.
Yo mama is like a hen house, cocks fly in and out all day
Yo mama so fat that she needs cheat codes to wii fit
Yo mama so fat,when she tried to commit suicide by jumping from a building,all the people shouted"NO!DONT DO IT! HAVE MERCY ON THE GROUND
Bully: Yo Mommas a irty b*tchStudent: Oh really? You can't even spell!Bully: Omg even your asking for the D.
Yo momma is so skank, that the local STD clinic had an open day in her honor ... because her's was the biggest opening they'd seen in years
Mum: where should I keep my money everywhere I put it my kids steal it?Dad: keep it in books
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a ford becase it said focus on it