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Yo momma is do dumb when two robbers stole her tv she chased after them saying you forgot the remote
Yo momma's so fat when god said let there be light he meant for your mom to move out of the way.
your momma so black that when a cop shot a bullet the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight.
Yo Momma so stupid she thought Jolly Ranchers were gay cowboys.
Yo momma's such a slut that she sat on pinnochio's face and told him to tell a lie
yo momma such a slut, she's like the train tracks.she's been laid all over the country
yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scales buzz lightyear jumped out and said "to infinite and beyond"
Yo momma so dumb she sticked batteries up her butt and said, "I've got da power!"
Tough Guy: Can you see your penis in the shower?Boy: No*Classroom laughs*Tough Guy: Ohh really? Why Not?Boy: Because your mom's head is on it*Classroom falls silent*
Santa Claus was never laughing, he was just calling out your momma's name.
Yo mamma's like a Christmas tree; everybody's hanging balls on her.
Yo momma is so stupid she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy
Yo mama is like a chicken house. Cocks go in and out all day.
Yo mama's so fat, the bus got hit by her!
Yo momma so fat You're dad went in , but never came out.
yo mammas like toilet paper, white round and smells like shit!
yo mama so stupid that she thougt dunkin donuts was a basketball team
yo momma so fat when she jumped in the pool every one screams tsunami
Yo momma so stupid, she thought sea weed was something fish smoked
Yo Momma's breath so bad I don't know whether to hand her a breath mint or toilet paper.