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Who do you think would win in a fight between chuck norris and Steven seagal Rate kick-ass for chuck and rate lame for Steven seagal
Vote kickass if you like Chuck Norris better than Justin Bieber.
Who do you think would beat Chuck Norris in a fixed street fight? Vote kickass for Bruce Lee. Vote lame for Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris has a diary called the Guinness book of world records
when chuck norris plays zombies, he isnt trying to survive... the zombies are
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his house, the bear is not dead he is just to scared to move
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?All of them...
vote kickass if you would pay money to see Chuck Norris kick Justin Bieber's ass
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery
Death once had a near-chuck experience.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris does'nt turn the light on.He turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he knows is the element of surprise.
What's the difference between chuck Norris and a wrecking ball?Chuck Norris actually levels the building.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
one day a cop pulled over chuck norris for speeding...in the end chuck norris let the cop off with a warning
Chuck Norris is so bad ass when he threw a grenade he killed 50 people... Then it blew up.
chuck norris was charged with 3 counts of attempted murder but the judge quickly dropped all charges cuz chuck norris doesn't "attempt" murders
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of Circle.