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When Chuck Norris dies his tombstone won't say RIP, instead it will say BRB
There used to be a street near the school called Chuck Norris street, but they had to change the name, because no one crosses chuck norris and lives
Chuck norris can start a fire with two ice cubes.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris once killed 2 stones with 1 bird.
Chuck Norris was a playful little boy at the age of 2, but one day he had a tantrum and threw his pillow on the ground. We still get the earthquakes today.
Death once had a near chuck experience
Chuck Norris jokes? More like Chuck Norris facts.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret
Yesterday, Chuck Norris got shotToday is the bullet's funeral
One time chuck Norris through a grenade and killed 20 people... than the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris Is So Bad Ass, He Starred in a 14 Second Movie Called Chuck Norris Vs Goku, Hulk, Superman, Iron Man..............and won
Chuck Norris isn't awesome.Awesome is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a condomBecause there's no such thing as protection From Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter...He's already following you
Chuck Norris is so badass, the boogie monster checks the closet for him
Chuck Norris flicks the light switch in his bedroom to turn off his lights and is already asleep when the lights turn off
What was going thrpugh the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims?His foot
Chuck Norris cowboy boots are made from real cowboys
Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor