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Chuck Norris and time once had a race.Time is still running...
At school, teachers had to put their hands up to speak to Him.
Chuck Norris once got shot, the bullet died on it's way to the hospital.
Chuck Norris uses this website as his resume.
Chuck Norris plays soccer with a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris once high-fived a kid on Halloween. The kid's name was Neil Armstrong. He landed on the moon.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out
When god said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please.
When Chuck Norris enters a room even the chairs stand up.
The Black Eyed Peas were known just as the peas before they met Chuck Norris and now we know them as the BLACK EYED Peas.
Man says oh my god, God says oh my chuck.
Chuck Norris can see John Cena, in the dark.
Some people sell their souls to the devil, the devil sells his souls to Chuck Norris.
There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer.CHUCK NORRIS IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL
Chuck norris got into the movies by walking through the Television.
Why didn't Chuck Norris cross the rode?Because Bruce lee was on the other side