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When Chuck Norris dies his tombstone won't say RIP, instead it will say BRB
Chuck norris can start a fire with two ice cubes.
Yesterday, Chuck Norris got shotToday is the bullet's funeral
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret
Death once had a near chuck experience
One time chuck Norris through a grenade and killed 20 people... than the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris once punched a man accidentally, but the force is too strong and it left the man mentally retardedThe man's name is Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris jokes? More like Chuck Norris facts.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a condomBecause there's no such thing as protection From Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter...He's already following you
Chuck Norris once stared at the sun, the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris isn't awesome.Awesome is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Is So Bad Ass, He Starred in a 14 Second Movie Called Chuck Norris Vs Goku, Hulk, Superman, Iron Man..............and won
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.
Chuck Norris' air freshener in his truck is an actual pine tree.
Chuck Norris can write with an eraeser
Chuck Norris is so badass, the boogie monster checks the closet for him
Chuck Norris uses this website as his resume.
What was going thrpugh the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims?His foot
Chuck Norris cowboy boots are made from real cowboys