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Yesterday, Chuck Norris got shotToday is the bullet's funeral
One time chuck Norris through a grenade and killed 20 people... than the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris once stared at the sun, the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter...He's already following you
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a condomBecause there's no such thing as protection From Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' air freshener in his truck is an actual pine tree.
Chuck Norris can write with an eraeser
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.
What was going thrpugh the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims?His foot
Chuck Norris cowboy boots are made from real cowboys
Chuck Norris is so badass, the boogie monster checks the closet for him
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 with 3 moves
Chuck Norris once punched a man accidentally, but the force is too strong and it left the man mentally retardedThe man's name is Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris uses this website as his resume.
At school, teachers had to put their hands up to speak to Him.
Chuck Norris recorded the making of the first video camera.
Chuck Norris and time once had a race.Time is still running...
Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor
Once Chuck Norris raced with light and stood second.That's because when he overcame the speed of light, he traveled back in time.
Chuck Norris once got shot, the bullet died on it's way to the hospital.