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When Chuck Norris dies his tombstone won't say RIP, instead it will say BRB
There used to be a street near the school called Chuck Norris street, but they had to change the name, because no one crosses chuck norris and lives
Chuck norris can start a fire with two ice cubes.
Chuck Norris once killed 2 stones with 1 bird.
Yesterday, Chuck Norris got shotToday is the bullet's funeral
Chuck Norris was a playful little boy at the age of 2, but one day he had a tantrum and threw his pillow on the ground. We still get the earthquakes today.
Death once had a near chuck experience
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret
One time chuck Norris through a grenade and killed 20 people... than the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris jokes? More like Chuck Norris facts.
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a condomBecause there's no such thing as protection From Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Is So Bad Ass, He Starred in a 14 Second Movie Called Chuck Norris Vs Goku, Hulk, Superman, Iron Man..............and won
Chuck Norris once punched a man accidentally, but the force is too strong and it left the man mentally retardedThe man's name is Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris isn't awesome.Awesome is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once stared at the sun, the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter...He's already following you
Chuck Norris' air freshener in his truck is an actual pine tree.
Chuck Norris can write with an eraeser
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.
Chuck Norris is so badass, the boogie monster checks the closet for him