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Chuck Norris once stared at the sun, the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris' air freshener in his truck is an actual pine tree.
Chuck Norris can write with an eraeser
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.
Chuck Norris and time once had a race.Time is still running...
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 with 3 moves
Chuck Norris once punched a man accidentally, but the force is too strong and it left the man mentally retardedThe man's name is Donald Trump.
At school, teachers had to put their hands up to speak to Him.
Chuck Norris once got shot, the bullet died on it's way to the hospital.
Chuck Norris uses this website as his resume.
Chuck Norris plays soccer with a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris once high-fived a kid on Halloween. The kid's name was Neil Armstrong. He landed on the moon.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out
When god said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris makes steroids stronger.
The only reason Chuck Norris isn't dead is because he knows Bruce Lee is waiting for him on the other side
The Black Eyed Peas were known just as the peas before they met Chuck Norris and now we know them as the BLACK EYED Peas.
When Chuck Norris enters a room even the chairs stand up.
Man says oh my god, God says oh my chuck.