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Who do you think would win in a fight between chuck norris and Steven seagal Rate kick-ass for chuck and rate lame for Steven seagal
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
Who do you think would beat Chuck Norris in a fixed street fight? Vote kickass for Bruce Lee. Vote lame for Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris has a diary called the Guinness book of world records
when chuck norris plays zombies, he isnt trying to survive... the zombies are
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his house, the bear is not dead he is just to scared to move
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?All of them...
The Boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery
Death once had a near-chuck experience.
Chuck Norris can pull a push door.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris burns calories by chucking fat kids into the fire.
Chuck Norris does'nt turn the light on.He turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris can remove wax with chest hair.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he knows is the element of surprise.
What's the difference between chuck Norris and a wrecking ball?Chuck Norris actually levels the building.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
chuck norris was charged with 3 counts of attempted murder but the judge quickly dropped all charges cuz chuck norris doesn't "attempt" murders