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Who do you think would win in a fight between chuck norris and Steven seagal Rate kick-ass for chuck and rate lame for Steven seagal
chuck norris doesnt lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
Chuck Norris once threw a rock in the air, now we have the moon
Chuck Norris has a diary called the Guinness book of world records
chuck Norris can hear sign language
when chuck norris plays zombies, he isnt trying to survive... the zombies are
Chuck Norris was bitten by a poisonous cobra in the woods. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse Now we have a native animal in Africa called the giraffe
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land
Who do you think would beat Chuck Norris in a fixed street fight? Vote kickass for Bruce Lee. Vote lame for Jackie Chan
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?All of them...
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his house, the bear is not dead he is just to scared to move
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs.
The Boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery
When Chuck Norris does a push up he isn't pushing himself up but he is pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris burns calories by chucking fat kids into the fire.
Chuck Norris can pull a push door.