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Chuck Norris isn't even that great. If he was so great, he would come up behind me right now and slam my head on the keybswuhowdbfoecn ejefj cjehcefj.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you have ever tasted
chuck noris once threw a gernade and killed 30 people..................... then it exploxed
Who do you think would win in a fight between chuck norris and Steven seagal Rate kick-ass for chuck and rate lame for Steven seagal
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and shit it out solved
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together
chuck norris doesnt lick the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves
Chuck Norri's tears can cure cancer. To bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
Chuck norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he believes in is suprise
Chuck Norris knows what the fox says.
Chuck Norris can speak French...... In Indian.
Chuck Norris once threw a rock in the air, now we have the moon
chuck Norris can hear sign language
Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse Now we have a native animal in Africa called the giraffe
Chuck Norris was bitten by a poisonous cobra in the woods. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris has a diary called the Guinness book of world records
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land