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Baby I'll Treat You Like My Homework. I'll Slam You On The Table And Do You All Night.
guy: there are 8 planets in the solar system, there will be 7 after i destroy uranus!
They say we learn from our mistakes.Which is why I make as many as possible.I'll soon be a genius!
My friend wants your number so they know where to find me in the morning.
You just turned my floppy disc into a hard drive.
can I call you a Twinkie cause when I bite into you, you cream in my mouth
Girl: You smell good what do you have on.Guy: I have a hardon but I didn't know you could smell it
You must be a keyboard, because you're just my type.
Man: Is that a mirror in your pocket?Woman: No, why?Man: Because I could see myself in your pants!
"Do you wanna marry me, Or be unhappy the rest of your life?""What's the difference?"
If I were a soda, I'd Mountain Dew you.
Boy: Hey, are you a photographer?Girl: no, why?Boy: because I can picture u and me together.
Man: Are you wifi?Woman: Yes. Why?Man: Because we have a great connection.
do you like Taco Bell cause ding ding ding
Do you have a And Hayler