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I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
"You remind me of my pinkie toe you're small you're cute and i'll probably be bangin you on my coffee table later tonight"
I just put you at the top of my to do list.
Guy: do you like Imagine Dragons?Girl: OMG, I love them.Guy: Can you imagine me dragon my nuts accross you face
On a scale of 1 to 10 you're 9 and i'm the 1 you need <3
How much did that dress cost [if she says why do you need to know] I wanna know how much to pay when I rip it off
Guy: You look like garbageGirl:***Guy: So can I take you out
Girl I'm wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.
A MAN SAYS TO A WOMAN,IF YOU HOLD A DIAMOND AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR,YOU WOULD BE LOOKING AT TWO OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN THE WORLD.
Can I read your t-shirt...in Braille?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications
my dick died can i bury it in your vagina
Me: You dropped something.Girl: What'd I drop?Me: Your standards... Hi I'm Vinny.
Hey girl are you Google, because you have everything I need.
Hey yo girl you need an inhalerCuz I know you got that ass-ma!!!
roses are red violets are blue, these lips are moving saying I love you
Do you work at subway because you just gave me a foot long
"Yea, flowers are nice. But have you tried going down on her with pop rocks in your mouth?"
I bet your feet are tired, cos you have been running through my mind all day
Hey girl are you pokemon? cuz i wanna Peek-at-Chu tonight