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guy: there are 8 planets in the solar system, there will be 7 after i destroy uranus!
You just turned my floppy disc into a hard drive.
My friend wants your number so they know where to find me in the morning.
Whats the difference between a boner and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari.
You must be a keyboard, because you're just my type.
Man: Is that a mirror in your pocket?Woman: No, why?Man: Because I could see myself in your pants!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have pet insurance?? Because I’m going to destroy your pussy.
Girl: You smell good what do you have on.Guy: I have a hardon but I didn't know you could smell it
Guy: Are you a chicken farmer?Girl: No. Why?Guy: Because you raised my cock.*Gets smacked in the face*
If I were a soda, I'd Mountain Dew you.
Girl do you know kung-fu? because you keep trying to hit on me!
"Do you wanna marry me, Or be unhappy the rest of your life?""What's the difference?"
Boy: Hey, are you a photographer?Girl: no, why?Boy: because I can picture u and me together.
Man: Are you wifi?Woman: Yes. Why?Man: Because we have a great connection.
do you like Taco Bell cause ding ding ding
Do you have a And Hayler