Best Pick Up Lines This Year
Guy: "Did you know that 15 minutes of sex burns off the calories gained by eating one chocolate?"
*hands girl box of chocolates*
Girl: "Awww, interesting, but why give me the entire box?
Guy: "Eat the whole thing - I have plans for you tonight"
Guy: Do you want to go out sometime?
Girl: I have a boyfriend Guy: I have math test tomorrow
Girl: What does that have to do with anything
Guy: I'm sorry, I thought we were listing things we could cheat on...