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Boy: There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?Girl: 26.Boy: Ah Heck, sorry i forgot the U R A Q T.Girl: That makes 25.Boy: I know I will give you the D later...
Boy:say meGirl:meBoy: you forgot the dGirl:there's no d in meBoy:not yet :)
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
If your Left leg is Thanksgiving and your Right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?
Guy: Do you want to go out sometime?Girl: I have a boyfriend Guy: I have math test tomorrowGirl: What does that have to do with anythingGuy: I'm sorry, I thought we were listing things we could cheat on...
Did you sit in a pile of sugar?Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.
I'm like a rubix cube; the more you play with me the harder I get.
Girl: I'm scared that you will love another girl soonGuy: yeah I will love another girl in about ten years and she will call you mama*gets laid*
Me: I can't wait to wake up tomorrow. Girl: Why?? Me: Because I swear you get more beautiful everyday. *Gets laid*
Do you buy your pants on sale?Because at my house they would be 100% off.
roses are red lemons are sour open your legsand give me an hour.
Boy: You remind me of my pinky toeGirl: Why?Boy: Cause I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table
Boy: I'm sorry, can I take a picture with u? I just want to show santa what I want for christmas.
Boy- Did you know there are 20 letters in the alphabet?Girl- No there's 26Boy- Oh, sorry I forgot U-R-A-Q-TGirl- That's 25Boy- I'll give you the D later
Me: "Hey if I was a superhero guess which one I'd be!"Girl: "Iron man, Superman, Batman?"Me: "Your man."
If I had to rate you from 1-10 I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing
Interesting fact, kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute.Wanna workout?
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!
Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
I'll be Carl's Jr. and you'll be MacDonald so I'll eat like I mean it and you'll be lovin it Kickass if you get it
Roses are red;Pickles are green;I like your legs,And what's in between!
guy: Is your phone in your back pocket? girl: Why? guy: Because that ass is calling me.
me-can I take a picture of yougirl-why?me-I want to show my friends that ANGELS are real
I'm allergic to your clothes. Please, take them off
Guy: "Did you know that 15 minutes of sex burns off the calories gained by eating one chocolate?"*hands girl box of chocolates*Girl: "Awww, interesting, but why give me the entire box?Guy: "Eat the whole thing - I have plans for you tonight"AWWWWW YEAH
If you were homework, I would do you on a table.
Your so hot, even my zipper is falling for you.
Girl, is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cuz I'm diggin that ass
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
You're legs are like an Oreo cookie I wanna split them in have and eat the good stuff in the middle