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Girl: I'm scared that you will love another girl soonGuy: yeah I will love another girl in about ten years and she will call you mama*gets laid*
Boy- Did you know there are 20 letters in the alphabet?Girl- No there's 26Boy- Oh, sorry I forgot U-R-A-Q-TGirl- That's 25Boy- I'll give you the D later
I'll be Carl's Jr. and you'll be MacDonald so I'll eat like I mean it and you'll be lovin it Kickass if you get it
Boy: You remind me of my pinky toeGirl: Why?Boy: Cause I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table
Roses are red violets are blue I got something in my pants that would like to meet you
You're legs are like an Oreo cookie I wanna split them in have and eat the good stuff in the middle
I'm not looking at your chest, i'm gazing into your heart.
I'm allergic to your clothes. Please, take them off
Roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between
Are you a light switch, cause u just turned me on.
Do you work on a chicken farm Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!!!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
I lost my number can I have yours?
Boy- Wanna play the rape game?Girl- No!Boy- Well that's the spirit!
Me: Did you fall from heaven because you look like an angel.Girl: No. But i did scrape my knee crawling out of hell.
Boy-Is your body from mcdonalds? Girl-Why because your lovin it.Boy- No because its fat and greasy
Boy:Its smell like up sexy in here.Girl:Whats up sexy?Boy:Nothing much how about you
Roses are red violets are blue take off your clothes I have a present for you.
*Bumps into your crush*You: Oh, I'm sorry... Almost fell in love right there.
I know your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day