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Make sure to give your side b*tch a pencil for Valentine's day so she knows she is #2.
Baby I'll Treat You Like My Homework. I'll Slam You On The Table And Do You All Night.
They say we learn from our mistakes.Which is why I make as many as possible.I'll soon be a genius!
guy: there are 8 planets in the solar system, there will be 7 after i destroy uranus!
Guy: "Hey, you like Pokemon?"Girl: "Hell yes!"Guy: "Well, would you mind If I Squirtle your Jigglypuffs?"
My friend wants your number so they know where to find me in the morning.
can I call you a Twinkie cause when I bite into you, you cream in my mouth
If I were a soda, I'd Mountain Dew you.
Boy: Hey, are you a photographer?Girl: no, why?Boy: because I can picture u and me together.
Man: Are you wifi?Woman: Yes. Why?Man: Because we have a great connection.