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Boy: You remind me of my pinky toeGirl: Why?Boy: Cause I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table
I'll be Carl's Jr. and you'll be MacDonald so I'll eat like I mean it and you'll be lovin it Kickass if you get it
I'm allergic to your clothes. Please, take them off
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Do you work on a chicken farm Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!!!
Me: Did you fall from heaven because you look like an angel.Girl: No. But i did scrape my knee crawling out of hell.
Boy:Its smell like up sexy in here.Girl:Whats up sexy?Boy:Nothing much how about you
Boy- Wanna play the rape game?Girl- No!Boy- Well that's the spirit!
Boy-Is your body from mcdonalds? Girl-Why because your lovin it.Boy- No because its fat and greasy
*Bumps into your crush*You: Oh, I'm sorry... Almost fell in love right there.
I know your feet must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day
Teacher: Handful of nuts can help your heart!Teacher: I love nutsClass: EwwwwTeacher: No I MEANT THE ONE YOU EAT!Nick: Ohhhh, SO you mean my dads?Teacher: ...........
Hey girl, if your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I cum between the holidays?
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Do you like soda? Because I would mount and dew you.
You seem like a sweet girl. Mind if I lick you to find out?
Me: wanna be an undercover copGirl: whyBoy: so me and you can be under the covers
youre like an oreo to me, im gonna spread your legs and eat the middle
When I'm with my friends im not a loner, but when I'm with you I get a boner ;)
•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•?Cant stand me, Sit down??Cant face me, Turn around??Love me, Great?? Hate me, Even better?? Think I'm ugly, Don't look at me?? Don't like my style, Who said I liked yours???Don't know me, Don't judge me