Best Short Jokes This Year
if this gets over 1000 kickass votes i was told by my wfe and my father in-law that they will allow me to play a prank on my mother in-law but if it gets over 1500 votes then both of them will actually give me a hand with the prank. My In-Laws are going to be coming to visit us for Halloween weekend so Kickass nation i need your votes. thanx guys & girls. FYI, anytime i see someone asking for votes i just give it to them just because
Boy: Dad, I got expelled from school.
Dad: WHAT?!?! WHY?!
Boy: A kid said "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
Boy: So I threw a dictionary at him.
Dad: That's my boy.
Sometimes I wonder What the f*ck was going on in the head of the first person to look at a cow, squeeze the gross pink things, watch a thick, white liquid come out, and announce," I'm gonna drink that".