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97 results for "roses are red"
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and just give me an hour
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Anti-Humor Joke
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
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Anti-Humor Joke
Roses are red
violets are blue
your moms a whore
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Short Joke
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two
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Short Joke
roses are red
unicorns are orange
this makes no sense
peanuts
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red
Grass is greener
When I think of you
I play with my wiener
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Short Joke
Roses are red
violets are blue
i thought i was ugly
until i saw u
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Racial Joke
Roses are red
Grass is greener
I cut it all day
Because I'm a beaner
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red;
Pickles are green;
I like your legs,
And what's in between!
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Short Joke
roses are red
grass is greener
when I think of you
I play with my wiener
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
The middle one is for YOU!!
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Dirty Joke
A poem you never want to get from an ex.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I enjoyed our screw
But i gave you crabs too...
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Short Joke
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I just wasted a
dollar on you
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Anti-Humor Joke
roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you.
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Dirty Joke
roses are red,
violets are blue,
your mouth is so big,
you can probably fit two
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One Liners Joke
roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers the middle 1 is for you.
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red violets are blue lemons are sour open up your legs and give me an hour
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im using my hand but Im thinking of you.
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Anti-Humor Joke
Roses are red,
That much is true,
But violets are purple,
Not f*cking blue.
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Comebacks Joke
Roses are red, violets are blue, this joke is overused and your sister is too
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Short Joke
Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty, What the Fu** happened to you?
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Anti-Humor Joke
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
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Comebacks Joke
Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red you are fine ill be the six if you be the nine
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Anti-Humor Joke
Roses are red tulips are black you’d look great with a knife in your back
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red clovers are green i will bang you so hard you'll walk with a lean
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Comebacks Joke
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your ass looks fine and so do you
I took you to my place
And everything was fine
Then I said, "I'll be the six if you be the nine."
So it started out nice
We ended up in bed
Everything got hard so I showed her my head
So we were under the blankets
It was hot so I was about to smuther
I lifted up the blanket and found out it was your mother.
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red, poems are corny, take me to bed I'm feeling horny. When roses are red they need to be plucked, and next time I see you, you're gonna get f*cked.
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Comebacks Joke
Roses are red. Violets are blue. God made us beautiful. What the f*ck happened to you?
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open your legs
And gimme an hour!
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Short Joke
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
He's for me,
Not for you,
If by chance,
You take my place,
I'll take my fist, And smash your face.
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Short Joke
Funny how I see some really clever jokes on here with a lot of lame ratings yet stupid roses are red jokes get a bunch of kickass votes. This site must get a lot of kids on it
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Comebacks Joke
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don't be mad, I'll be there, too.
Not in the cage, but laughing at you!
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Anti-Humor Joke
Roses are red
Here's something new
Violets are violet
Not frickin blue
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Short Joke
Roses are red Violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you But the Roses are wilting and the Violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red, foxes are clever. I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red,
Violets are twisted,
Now bend over,
You are about to get fisted
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Short Joke
Roses are red
Here's something new,
Violets are violet,
Not f*cking blue!
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Dirty Joke
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
Give Me Your Number
I Want To Fuck You!
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Racial Joke
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The governments a lie
Hitler was a jew
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red, violets are blue
you're hot and i wanna f*ck you
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Comebacks Joke
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your sister is pretty
What happened to you?
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Comebacks Joke
Roses are red voilets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you
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Dirty Joke
- Roses are Red - Yoda is green - My lightsaber needs two hands if you know what I mean. :)
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Anti-Humor Joke
Roses are red,
bacon is red too,
rhyming is hard,
BACON!!!
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Short Joke
Roses are red I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever alone
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One Liners Joke
Roses are red
That part is true
But violets are purple
Not f*cking blue
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red. Violets are blue. God made us beautiful. What the f*ck happened to you?
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red,
grass is greener,
when I see you I touch my wiener
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Pick Up Lines Joke
roses are red lemons are sour open your legs
and give me an hour.
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red
Pussys are pink
Show me yours
And I'll buy you a drink
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Comebacks Joke
Bullies come n picks on little kid:
Roses r red, violets r blue,
God made me pretty, what happened to u?
Bullies: HAHAHAH!
Kid: roses r red violets r blue,
Fuck u.
Bullies: ......
Simple comeback
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Short Joke
Roses are red violets are blue I've got 5 fingers and the middle one is for you
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Celebrities Joke
roses are red violets are blue Justin bieber a prick and a prostitute too.
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now take your pants off
Or I can do it for you
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red. Nuts are round. Skirts go up. Panties go down. Belly to belly. Skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in
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Anti-Humor Joke
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your face belongs in a zoo
But don't worry I'll be there too
But not in the cage
But laughing at you!
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red sometimes thorny when I think of you it makes me horny.
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Comebacks Joke
Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for you
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to body Skin to skin
When its stiff
Stick it in
The Longer its in
The Stronger it gets
It goes in dry And comes out wet
It comes out dripping And starts to sag
Its not what you think......
Its a Teabag
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Bitch give me some head, And I'll f*ck the shit out of you!
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, My Vagina, Is the size for you.
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Pick Up Lines Joke
roses are red
violets are blue
get on you knees
you know what to do!
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Comebacks Joke
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I can't believe I fell for you.
I thought you were cool,
I thought you had game.
But, sorry player,
You just got played!
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red violets are blue I got something in my pants that would like to meet you
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Roses are red violets are blue take off your clothes I have a present for you.
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Comebacks Joke
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers
The middle's for you
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Comebacks Joke
Roses are red violets are blue, I have two fists one is for you.
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red violets are blue you got big tits I want to f*ck you
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red violets are blue, if you ignore this comment no pussy for you
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one's for you.
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Short Joke
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf, Jack got high and dropped his fly and Jill said "Where’s The Beef?" Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass And grabbed her arse Now his two front teeth are missing. Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name is randy Jack and Jill went up the hill and did it in the water Jack slipped His condom ripped and they ended up having a daughter Jack And Jill Went up the hill So Jack could lick Jills fanny, all Jack got was a mouth fall of cock Cause Jills a f**king Tranny. Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with some marijuana Jack got high and Opened his fly And Jill said Iawanna HICKERY DICKERY DOC THIS BITCH WAS SUCKIN MY COCK THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO I DUMPED MY GOO AND DUMPED HER AT THE END OF THE BLOCK. Hickory dickory dock The homo sucked on a chock The chock shot cum The homo said "yum!" Hickory dickory dock Jack be nimble jack be quick jack jump over the candlestick, if jacks so nimble and jacks so quick why is he in the hospital with a lil burnt dick. Little Bow Peep had a sheep that she kept in her back yard. When she would pull down her panties, and show him her fanny, his little wooly ding dong would get hard! Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. You ain't nothing but a hoe. U think you're cool, u think you're classy. Reality Check: You're really trashy. Mirror mirror on the wall, f*ck your lies, f*ck them all. I don't care what you say, I'm the shit all day, every day! The dirty looks, the jealous stares. The best part is, you think I CARE. Roll your eyes & talk your shit. Jealous b*tches make me sick. Jingle bells seniors smell, juniors all the way... sophmores suck cause they're all sluts and freshys have no say... HEY! Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over And the b*tch got a bone of her own! Peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife loved to beat her smacked her twice across the head f*cked her ass and went to bed Sing a song of bum sex, An arse hole full of cum. 4 and 20 fat cocks forced up her bum, and when the ass was open her butt began to bleed, wasn't that a shitty dish to drop between her knees. The king was in the parlour moting out the wench. The queen was in the kitchen strumming on her bean. The maid was in the garden banging on her pussy, when down came a penis and squirted in her nose! Little bow peep f*cked a sheep blew a horse, licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice tongued his balls not once but twice. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, He's an alcoholic and I am too, Whenever we go downtown The people always frown What a shame John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider That crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. Humpty Dumpty f*cked a fat whore Humpty Dumpty f*cked her some more All the kings horses n all the kings men Bent the b*tch over and f*cked her again Yankee Doodle is a kid that just now had a baby, he stuck a penis up his ass until it made some gravy. Rapunzel Rapunzel CUT down your hair Cause oh ma word you are a rasta down stairs Your pussy's too hairy My dick's even scared Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet With her legs open wide Down came a spider Look right inside her and said damn that pussy's wide. little druggy sat in her buggy smoking a joint of weed along came a spider who sat down beside her and sold her a kilo of speed Heres the lil slut, short and stout, bend me over and i will shout, so lay me down and eat me out! In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue hit a rock, split his cock, and pissed all over the ocean blue (Row Row Your Boat) Suck suck suck a Dick Gently up and down One and two right near his ass Then he will Kum at last Jump hump on a dick, make it nice and stiff, once it's ready, open steady, make me moan and twitch. (Row Row Row Your Boat Animorphic Version) Fuck, f*ck, f*ck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. 69 a porcupine. Orgy at the zoo. Fuck, f*ck, f*ck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Finger an orangutang. Orgy at the zoo. Fuck, f*ck, f*ck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Eat a grape, rape an ape. Orgy at the zoo. Fuck, f*ck, f*ck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Masturbate with a snake Sunning at the zoo. Fuck, f*ck, f*ck a duck Gently in the ass Roll around on the ground Until you cum at last! Mary Mary Quite Contrary Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy. Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow I live in a flat you f*cking twat so how the f*ck should I know Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow With wizz and e’s and ganja trees and coke as white as snow Mary Mary quite contrary, how does your fanny cope, with pubic hair and cocks up there and spunk bubbles all in a row. Mary, Mary, guite contrary, How does your garden grow? With a tuft of hair, (you know where), And three pretty holes in a row! Roses Are Red Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you. Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not f*cking blue. Roses are red. Sex is elementary. Let's call up a friend, And try double entry! Roses are red. Nuts are round. Skirts go up. Panties go down. Belly to belly. Skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in. If all are willing you'll get double billing. So, after one at each end you'll need time to mend. Roses are red. My mind is twisted. Bend over baby, Your about to get fisted. Roses are red ,lemons r sour, open your legs and give me and hour kissing is a habbit f*cking is a game guys get all the pleasure gurls get all the pain. 10 min of pleasure 9months of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name the baby is a basturd the mother is a whore this wouldnt have happened if the rubber hadnt torn, sex is like math you subtract the clothes add the bed divide the legs and pray to go you dont multiply. roses are red grass is green open your legs and fill you with cream sex is evil sex is a sin sinns are your given so stick it in. roses are nice violets are fine ill be the 6 if you be the 9. eat me beat me bite me blow me f*ck me suck me very slowly if you like it dont be sassy just use your tongue and make it nasty Roses are red, Violets are blue, What I thought was vaseline, Turned out to be glue! Roses are red Violets are blue Im in love but not with you. You told your frieds that I was a trick. and I told my friends you have a weak dick. Roses are red, Poems are corny, the way you get down makes me feel horny! Roses are red Your blood is too you look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry I'll be there too. Not in the cage But laughing at you! Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you? Twinkle Twinkle Twinkle Twinkle little slut, You Like Dick inside your butt. Twinkle Twinkle little whore, Close your legs, they're not a door Twinkle twinkle little b**ch, Close your legs it smells like fish "Twinkle twinkle little snitch, mind your own business you nosey b*tch. Twinkle Twinkle little slut Name a guy you haven't f*cked Is he skinny is he tall Nevermined you f*cked them all Twinkle twinkle little b*tch Close your legs They smell like fish Twinkle twinkle little whore, you're at school, not Jersey Shore. You're a slutty orange mess, please go find a longer dress! Twinkle, twinkle, little star Hey baby have you seen the backseat of my car With your legs up high I'll make you cry and make you forget where you are Twinkle twinkle little slut May I f*ck you in the butt Fuck you hard till you cum While I'm jizzin' in your bum Twinkle twinkle little slut Can I f*ck your precious cunt Twinkle twinkle little whore, you're cheaper than the dollar store. Twinkle twinkle little whore, I can't pay you anymore, its not cause I'm broke you see, its cause i like pussy free Mary Had A Little Lamb Mary had a little lamb her cow had B.S.E Mary was a kiky slut and give them H.I.V Mary had a little lamb, His fleece all white and whispy, Along came foot and mouth disease, And now he's black and crispy. Mary had a little lamb it's fleece was black as charcoal. And everywhere that Mary went she'd kick it up the arsehole. Mary had a little lamb She also had a duck She put them on the mantle piece To see if they would f*ck Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. it followed her to school one day. between two slices of bread Dirty Rhymes When Shit goes down and sides are taken, you find out who was real and who was fakin. Everyone wants happiness. Nobody wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow without a little rain. She spends hours & hours fixing her hair, Just for the boy who will never care. Were all in the same game; just different levels Dealing with the same hell; just different devils U jerk; i dougie. ur cool; I'm epic. ur Fresh; I'm Fly. u Kid; i Joke. u walk; i swag. u dream; I believe. ur Different; I'm Original! I cared, you didn't. I cried, you laughed. I was hurt, you smiled. I moved on, you realized. Too late. Barney is a dinosaur With no imagination Shoved his finger up his arse And died of constipation Ashes to ashes dust to dust your pussy full of rust Wanted by many, taken by none, looking at some, but waiting for one. There once was a lass called Louise, whose cunt smelt like Limburger Cheese, she leaked so much grunge, that she purchased a sponge, that sopped up the muck to her knees. Before you assume, learn. Before you judge, understand. Before you hurt, feel. Before you say, think. You call me a BITCH, Actually I'm beautiful SHIT, You think your all that, but your a SON OF A BITCH There once was a lady from ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She leant on her back Opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling Everyone's doing it doing it doing it Picking their nose and chewing it chewing it chewing it They think its some kind of candy but its snot Mother Fucker titty sucker two balled b*tch ping pong pussy and a rubber dick, Your daddy's got a dick like a rattle snake, your momma's got a pussy like a garden rake. I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast forward the bullshit. Rewind the memories. Words begin with ABC. Numbers begin with 123. Music begins with do, re, mi. And this love begins with you and me. "I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I've been hurt but I'm alive. I'm human, I'm not perfect but I'm thankful." I'm strong cause I know my weaknesses. I'm alive because i'm a fighter. I'm wise because I've been foolish.I laugh because I've know sadness. I don’t hate you, I never will. I just act like I do, because it’s easier than admitting that I miss you. Bitch, please. Last time I checked, awesome ended with 'ME' and ugly started with 'u' She comes off as strong, but maybe she fell asleep crying. She acts like nothing is wrong, but maybe she's just really good at lying. There once was a girl by the name of Kim She had a Guy by the name of Jim Big fat balls and a hairy long dick Stuck it down her throat and made her sick She gagged and puked and gagged some more Yes sir e she is a whore Big fat tits and a hairy cunt to boot If you don't watch it she will set on your snoot Suck your head right up her twat Her ass is as big as a parking lot She died at the age of 26 Because she like to suck those dicks. Little John sat in the class, The teacher drew a cucumber on the white glass, She asked: " What is it? " Little John raised his hand, He answered: "A Dildo" Little John was sent out the class, And by came the principal. He asked Little John, Why he was not in class. Little John replied: "I really don't know" The principal brought John back in the class And yelled at the teacher: "Why is Little John out the class? And who drew a dildo on your white glass?" Thunder Buddies (Ted) When you hear the sound of thunder, dont you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy, and say these magic words: Fuck you, Thunder. You can suck my dick. You cant get me, Thunder, because you're just Gods farts.
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Short Joke
roses are red violets are blue i was born pretty what the hell happened to you!!!!!
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red violets are blue I like your pussy can I do U
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Comebacks Joke
Roses are red violets are blue you little stupid ass b*tch I ain't f*cking with you
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red, violets are blue, suck me off, and I will suck you, touch me right there, touch him to, it's not a black person, its a dirty Jew.
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Dirty Joke
roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to body Skin to skin
When its stiff
Stick it in
The Longer its in
The Stronger it gets
It goes in dry And comes out wet
It comes out dripping And starts to sag
Its not what you think......
Its a Teabag
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Short Joke
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me
What The Hell Happened To You?
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs and feel the power!
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Dirty Joke
roses are red, violets are blue, my nipples have power what about you
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Comebacks Joke
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made us all beautiful, can someone please explain what the hell happened to you?
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red grass is green open your legs and i'll give you some cream.
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Anti-Humor Joke
Roses are red cherries are too violets are VIOLET not f*cking blue
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Short Joke
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you
The roses have wilted, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head
The roses stink, sorta like sheep
But leave your name, number, and message after the beep
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten
And I might call you back, if I haven't forgotten
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Racial Joke
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey.
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
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Short Joke
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Spread your legs
And gimme an hour
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Dirty Joke
roses are red violets are sour
open your legs
ill be thier for an hour
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Pick Up Lines Joke
roses are red violets are blue, these lips are moving saying I love you
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Short Joke
roses are red
violets are pretty
nick crompton's an idiot
because england isn't a city
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red lemons are sour pull down your pants and give me an hour
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have chlamydia
And now so do you
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Dirty Joke
"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have a penis
And I will stick it in you.
Harder and harder you will moan.
Faster and faster it will grow.
White water comes in.
Baby comes out."
-said your father.
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Short Joke
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
My garden is on fire.
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Dirty Joke
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you!;)
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Comebacks Joke
A riddle to say to a short kid: roses are red violets are blue my pinkie finger is taller than you.