Best New Jokes
An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer that was near by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I think you should try the ATM in the lobby."
A black man was walking on a beach one day and saw a girl with no hands or legs crying.
He went up to her and asked why was she crying?
The girls said "Because no-one ever hugged me."
So the man hugged her and left.
The next day the same man was walking on the same beach and saw the same girl crying.
He asked her why was she crying?
She said "Becuase no-one ever kissed me."
So the man kissed her on the cheek and left.
The next day the same man was walking on the same beach and saw te same girl crying.
Again he asked her why was she crying.
She said "Becuase no-one ever f**ked me before"
So the man picked the girl up and threw her in the ocean and siad "Now you are f**ked.