Best New Dirty Jokes
Annoying guy: *Grabs a wotsit*
Annoying guy: This resembles your colour
Asian guy: It resembles you as well
Annoying guy: I'm not an Asian you prick
Asian guy: I wasn't talking about your colour, I was talking about your dick
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"