Best New Dirty Jokes
So a masochist, a pyromaniac, a necrophile, a sadist, a pedophile, and a zoophile are all standing in a jail cell.
The zoophile says, "You know what I could really go for right now? Sex with a cat."
The pedophile says, "Even better: Sex with a kitten."
The sadist asks, "How about we beat the kitten up, and THEN have sex with it?"
The necrophile adds, "Alright let's beat a kitten to death, and then have sex with it."
Then the pyromaniac says, "Okay, how about we beat a kitten to death, light it on fire, and then have sex with it?"
After all of this the masochist finally speaks up and says,