Best New Dirty Jokes
Once there was a drunk , a smoker, and a homo. All three men went to the docter and the docter says if u do what u do one more time u will die. They are walking back home when the drunk sees a bar. He tells the others that he has too piss but is to tempted not to drink and he dies. While the smoker and homo r walking back they see a just light cig on the ground, the homo says to the smoker" bend dowen to pick that up and will bouth die."
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
Many fishermen call themselves master fishermen. What should a fisherman not be known for being masters of?
Fishermen can call themselves masters of tying, lining, and hooking, but never baiting. Master baiters are looked down upon.