Best New Dirty Jokes
My friend told me on a flight he was walking down the Isle of the plane when he saw a man giving himself a hand job! I asked him; what airline it was that had all that elbow room so I could book a flight?
A boy's girlfriend came over to his house to spend the night.
Boy: sorry my little brother brad is here to..
Later on that night, they were gonna do "it" so they made up secret codes like, tomato:harder!, and lettuce:different position!
So brad slept on the bottom bunk while the girl and boy are having sex on the top bunk.
Brad:Quit making sandwiches your spilling mayo on my face!!
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.