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1000 kick asses I will ask my teacher to f*ck
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck.*condom walks in laughing*
Why are hurricanes usually named after women?When they first come their wild and wet, and when they leave they take your house and car with them
Instead of "who's your daddy" I accidentally said "how's your daddy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing her dad's cholesterol.
Girl: Daddy, how are babies made?Dad: Daddy plants a seed in mommy's tummy.Girl: Does she swallow the seed?Dad: Only if she wants new shoes.
If this gets 100 kickass, I will ask to have sex with girlfriend.
Whats a 6.9?
A good thing screwed up by a period!
Therapist: So, what's the problem?Girlfriend: He just uses me for sex.Boyfriend: She is just using me for my money.Therapist: So, what's the problem?
A blonde drops off a dress to the dry cleaners.The little Asian lady says "come again!"The blonde says, "no, its toothpaste this time."
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can lick Jill's f*nny,But all he got was a mouthful of c*ck cause Jills a f*cking tranny
50 kick-ass and I will masturbate in school then f*ck my girlfriend after school
I text my boss, "what's the difference between your daughter and this morning?" he replied, "I don't know, what?" "I'm not coming in this morning"
My boss walked straight up to my desk as I was watching porn today and said.
"Do you think I pay people to do that?"
"Probably," I replied, "You're not exactly the best looking bloke in the world."
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend, guess he was right.
can i get 100 kickass for my dead bro
Masturbating makes your dick smaller. Don't believe me? Asians have really fast internet. Africa doesn't.
What do you call a dinosaur who just had sex?A mega-sore-ass.
Me- You wanna hear a joke.Jake- SureMe- PussyJake- I don't get it.Me- HA! You just said you don't get pussy. HAHAHAHARyan-Hahaha! Jake doesn't get pussy! HAHAHAHA
If guys watch lesbian porn, then do girls watch gay porn
Knock Knock whose there aneda aneda dick inside me