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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer; I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
I beat my friend in a foot-race,he was a sore loser.I guess he couldn't take the agony of de-feet!
They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.
What do brokeback mountain and the Dallas Cowboys have in common?
They both have cowboys that suck.