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My mum always said that men are like car park spaces ... The good ones are already taken; the rest are either too far away, too awkward or just disabled ... Kickass if you agree ;)
"Did I invite you to my barbeque?"
"Then why you all up In my grill?"
I am reading a book about Japanese Sword-Fighting, would you like me to samuarise it?
Being struck by lightning is a shocking experience!