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I tried water polo but my horse drowned
When I get a dog I'm going to name him five miles so I can say I walk five miles everyday.
*At pet store* Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
Why do squirrels swim on their back? To keep their nuts dry