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I feel as worthless as the red lights in Grand Theft Auto right now.
Roses are for passionViolets are for graceI have two fistsOne belongs in your face
Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job.
Me: Ummm hi, how much is the rent for this lovely apartment? Lady: Sir, this is a liquor store.