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Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job.
I'm pretty sober, but I'm prettier drunk.
Your family tree must be a cactus, 'cause everyone on it's a prick.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend t…Read More