Funny Joke

Two engineering nerds were walking across their college campus. One of them had a bike:

Nerd 1: Where did you get that bike, man; it looks pretty well made.

Nerd 2: Yesterday I saw a beautiful woman riding this bike in the park, and I winked at her. She came over, threw the bike down, took off her clothes, and said to me 'take what you want'.

Nerd 1: Wow, that's great! Wise choice too! I'm proud of you, dude.

Nerd 2: Why? It was a simple choice.

Nerd 1: Well, I thought it might have been pretty tempting.

Nerd 2: Not at all; I bet the clothes wouldn't have even fit me.