Funny Comeback

Some Dickhead: What's up, fatherless kid?
Person: I'm the fatherless person yet you are the one doing fatherless activities.
Some Dickhead: Go f*ck yourself!
Person: Only if you watch me.
Some Dickhead: Ugh! Fuck this shit I'm out.
Person: Awh... I feel sorry for the shit. Also, after you finish f*cking the shit, flush it along with yourself to clean the shitty person you are!