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Me: When I donate blood I do not extract it myself. A nurse does it for meReceptionist: Yes, but this is a S??rm bank and it doesn't work that way.
Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to "blowmefirst." Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.
When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex. Not the whole entire relationship.
I had a threesome last night... There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.