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I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
I saw an Arab shaking a rug. I just had to ask, "What's wrong Ahmed, won't start?"
Figuring out what a woman wants is easy. Just pay attention while she's screaming it at you.
Alcohol won't solve your problems. But then again neither will milk or orange juice.