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Girl I'm wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.
Did you just fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty f*cked up.
You remind me of my big toe because I'm going to bang you every peice of furniture I own!
kiss me if im wrong but your coming home with me tonight
