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Girl I'm wasted, but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.
Lets play army! You can be the good guy and I'll be the bad guy. Now you can blow the hell out of me…Read More
You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what your pussy needs.
Nerd - Can I touch your software
Girl - Only if I can touch your hard drive first
Nerd - Can I insta…Read More