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I don't know if my ceiling is THE best ceiling, but it's definitely up there.
The outcome of war does not prove who is right, but only who is left.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
It's been 2 days since I've had McDonald's, I'm getting the shakes... and the fries.