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Dear McDonalds cashier,
Don't give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal.
Sincerely, don't forget the toy b*tch!!
Remember kids if a stranger offers you drugs. Say thank you, because drugs are expensive.
Things I never learned in High School:
1) how to do taxes
2) anything to do with banking
3) how to …Read More
Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl.