A bald man wants to grow his hair back. He walks into the doctor's office for help. The doctor gives him some Vaseline and tells him to apply it to his head daily. The man then heads to the YMCA. He starts applying the Vaseline. A gay man walks by him and asks what he was doing. He laughs and says, "If Vaseline makes hair grow longer, I'd have a ponytail coming out of my ass!"