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I don't trust joggers. They're always the ones that find the dead bodies. Just sayin'.
You traded your iPhone 4 for an extra half inch? I hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same.
Whiskey: The nighttime sniffling, sneezing, how the hell did I wake up on the bathroom floor medicin…Read More
What did the normal oreo say to the double stuffed creamed one?Whoreo.