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Girl: Daddy can I watch the T.V. Dad: Sure but just don't turn it on.
*goes online shopping**puts everything i want in a cart**checks subtotal**laughs and closes tab*
To do list: 1. Buy a sword 2. Name it Kindness 3. Kill people with Kindness
So does lightning McQueen have life insurance, or car insurance.?