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Son: Look dad, I found a cat in the street.Dad: Well thats the only pussy your ever gonna get.Son :'-(
Box of condoms : £7.99 Cashiers face when you ask where's the fitting room: Priceless.
Guy: Why you eating a banana GirlGirl: Because im practising for tonightClass: OOOOOOOOOHH
My girlfriend is like my iPad. I don't have one so I use my friend's when he isn't paying attention.