Patient: Doctor I don't feel very well for 2 weeks now
Doctor: Ofcourse not. Damn sir, I've found 14 spoons in your stomach. How come you ate those spoons ?
Patient: But, but doctor u gave me the order to...
Doctor: What!? I didn't
Patient: Yes you did, the receipt that came with the medicine you gave me 2 weeks ago said "one spoon every day"