Funny Blonde Joke

Anant came home with tears in his eyes.
"What's wrong with you?" Blonde wife asked Anant. "Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?", he replied. "And remember he said I had two choices; I could either marry you, or spend the next twenty years in prison." Baffled, Blonde wife said, "Yes, I remember, so what?" "
I would have been released today.