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Boobytrap backwards is partyboob.
Love is like a fart, if you force it, it's probably crap.
Police: can you identify your self, sir?Me: *pulls out mirror* yeah its me
Me in the mornings: ok I'll get out of bed in 10 seconds 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,9,9...