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SPONGEBOB GANGSTA RAP:

Yo, I'm living in a pineapple under the sea.
I got a blowjob from Pearl sitting under a tree.
I got Patrick on my side, and we don't give a f*ck,
Mr. Krabs talkin' sh*t, so we gonna f*ck him up.
Squidward is a prick, always acting like a b*tch,
Mad cause his nose looks like a f*ckin' d*ck.
We work the same job, but I make more cash.
I'm flipping Krabby Patties at the Krusty Krab.
Gary is my homie so he got my back.
Sandy got a big booty so I fap fap fap.
I'm well known in lagoon for my gap tooth smile
And Bikini Bottom bitches all love my style.

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