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I only drink on two occasions. When it's my birthday and when it's not.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' foo…Read More
The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground doesn't work if you have a 2 second dog.
I never make the same mistakes twice, I make it five or six times just to be sure.