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if you were a cookie, you'd be a whoreo
Student: "would you ever punish me for something I didn't do?"
Teacher: "of course not."
Student: "g…Read More
Police officer: you know why i pulled you overMe: *points at donuts* because you smelt these.
boy: are you wearing space pants? cus your ass is out of this world ;)girl: no there softball pants …Read More