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Have you got eye drops, because you image is making my eyes hurt.
Dumb kid: WANNA FIGHT?!Me: In my country don't believe in hitting little girls, sorry.
teacher: are you talking back to me? Me: yes wouldn't it be rude if I didn't?
I'd slap you, but shit splatters!