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"Yes officer?""I noticed your vehicle swerving quite a bit back there.""I've had eight beers sir.""That's no reason to let your wife drive."
Guy: Baby i would go to the end of the world for you.Girl: But would you stay there?
Mom: "Eat your vegetables." Kid: "I hate vegetables!" Mom: "But they like you." Kid: "That's because…Read More
*When I'm eating chips and talking*
Teacher: Would you like to share that with the class?
Me: B*tch,…Read More