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I had a friend who was addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
My bank balance is like a midget in a marathon. It's running a little short.
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors... its just something I can see myself doing.
I would say becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.