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I'm going to buy some velcro for my shoes instead of laces. Why knot?
I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there.I guess I came too soon.
I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places, and he said,"then don't go to those places"