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100 results for "black"
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Racial Joke
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
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Racial Joke
What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
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Racial Joke
Why is Stevy Wonder always smiling?
Because he doesn't know he's black
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Racial Joke
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society
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Racial Joke
What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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Celebrities Joke
Whats helen keller's favorite color?
Black
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Racial Joke
What do you call a black man playing in a pile of leaves?
Raisin Bran
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Racial Joke
Whats the inside of every Black mans lip read?
Inflate to 2 psi
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Racial Joke
How long does it take for a black women to take a crap?
9 months
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Racial Joke
What do you call a black guy with no arms and legs?
Trustworthy
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Racial Joke
What is hard and long on black people?
Third grade.
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
None! They both hang from trees.
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Racial Joke
What do you call 1000 black people a the bottom of the ocean?
a good start
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Racial Joke
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
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Racial Joke
I was driving down the street the other day and I saw a black guy carrying a tv. Then I said to my self wait, that looks like mine. Then I realized that can't be mine because mine is at home cleaning.
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Racial Joke
How do you stop a black person from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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Racial Joke
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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Racial Joke
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Anti-Humor Joke
Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?
A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.
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Anti-Humor Joke
What do you call a black guy driving a plane?
A pilot.
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Anti-Humor Joke
How do you stop a black person from drowning?
You toss him a flotation device.
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Anti-Humor Joke
What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
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Anti-Humor Joke
Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms?
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.
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Anti-Humor Joke
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
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Anti-Humor Joke
knock knock
who's there
a black person
SHIT!!!!
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Anti-Humor Joke
What's black and twelve inches long?
A Maglite.
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Racial Joke
Why can't black people be astronauts?
Their lips explode at 30,000 feet
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Racial Joke
Me: why are all black people fast
Friend: idk why?
Me: Cause all the slow ones are in jail
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Long Joke
a woman goes to the doctor with a black eye, and really lookind rough. the doc says, "what happened?" the woman replies, "everytime my husband goes out and gets drunk on beer he beats me when he gets home." the doc thinks for a minute and says, "I have a remedy for that... the next time your husband comes home drunk on beer just make yourself a glass of iced tea, and swish it around in your mouth until he goes to bed." the woman goes home. two weeks later she returns to her doctor. the doc says, "you look great, did you try my advice?" the woman replies, "yes i did, but how did you know it would work?" he tells her "see what happens when you keep your mouth shut for a change?"
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Anti-Humor Joke
What do you call a black man in a cotton field?
A farmer
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Racial Joke
Why dont black women wear panties to picnics?
to redirect the flies from the chicken
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Racial Joke
How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The lights are out, how can you count them?
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Racial Joke
What do you call a pool full of black kids?
Coco pops.
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Racial Joke
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!!!
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Racial Joke
Shit son, Im not raciest. I got 4 black tires and a color TV.
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Racial Joke
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Because they can run, shoot and steal!!!!!
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Short Joke
My high school basketball coach told me I'd never make it to the NBA...
What he really said was "Dylan, You're not black", but I knew what he meant.
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One Liners Joke
Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.
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Short Joke
It doesn't matter if you're Black or White, but if you're Orange...
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Racial Joke
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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Racial Joke
Whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.
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Blonde Joke
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again. The neighbor suggested she notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.
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Racial Joke
Why is a black man scared of a chain saw?
Cause it says, "run-nigga-nigga run-nigga-nigga".
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One Liners Joke
I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very sloooowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
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Racial Joke
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Racial Joke
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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Racial Joke
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
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Racial Joke
Whats long and black?
The unemployment line.
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Yo Momma Joke
Yo Momma so black, when she walked outside, the street lights turned on.
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Racial Joke
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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One Liners Joke
It's no shave November, Halo 4 & Black Ops 2 were released. Pregnancy rates are at an all time low.
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Racial Joke
Why are black people & vending machines the same ? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money .
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Racial Joke
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
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Racial Joke
What's long and hard for a black man?
The first grade !
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Yo Momma Joke
Yo Mama so black, when I shot her, the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight.
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Racial Joke
What are 3 things you cant give a black person? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.
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Racial Joke
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, 'quick throw off anything we don't need.' The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Racial Joke
what is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
they both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Racial Joke
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Racial Joke
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time
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Racial Joke
Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape
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Racial Joke
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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Racial Joke
What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road?
There's skid marks in front of the dog.
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Long Joke
There was a white guy, a Mexican guy, and a black guy. All three of them bring something from their country that they have too much of. All three of them climb the Eiffel tower. The Mexican brings tacos and says, "We have to many of these in our country and throws the tacos off the Eiffel Tower". Next, the black guy brings weed and says, "We have to much of this in our country and throws them off the tower." Next, the white guy pushes the Mexican and the black guy off the Eiffel tower and says, "We have to many of those in our country."
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Racial Joke
Why is there cotton in the top of pill bottles?
To remind black people what they did before they became drug dealers.
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Racial Joke
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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Yo Momma Joke
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Racial Joke
What do you call 10 black people walkin together?
Return of the apes...
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Racial Joke
What do u call a black priest? holy shit
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Racial Joke
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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Racial Joke
Why dont black people ride harleys? Because their lips will beat them to death
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Racial Joke
What's faster than a black guy stealing your T.V.?
His brother with the VCR!
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Dirty Joke
There was a black man, a Mexican, and an Asian in a car. A gay cop pulls them over near a rest-stop. The cop says, "I'll let you guys go if the total of your dicks reaches 10 inches long. Drop some trou' or it's off to the clink." "Mine is 7", says the black man proudly as he displayed it. "Well done", said the impressed cop. The Mexican pulled down his pants to reveal a 2 and 1/2 incher. The Asian shrieked, "I swear that I have at least a half-inch part! I will not show you it! I never tell a lie!". The cop sniffed, "Fine, I didn't want to see yours anyway".
As the three were driving away, the Asian smirked, "Ha! You both lucky I had boner!"
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Racial Joke
Why do blacks hate country? Because every time they here "hoe down" they think there sister got shot.
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Racial Joke
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic
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Dirty Joke
Black ops 2 dirty joke for a girl:
I get more first bloods than a seventh grade girls bathroom!
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Racial Joke
Whats the worst part about being a black jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven
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Anti-Humor Joke
A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar.
It was a very popular bar.
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Racial Joke
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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Yo Momma Joke
Yo momma so black, Batman came and said, "Dayumn b*tch! I thought I was the Dark Knight!"
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Anti-Humor Joke
Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work
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Racial Joke
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Racial Joke
What is long and black?
The line at KFC
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Racial Joke
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray
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Racial Joke
Theres three guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a white guy. The devil approaches these three gentlemen and presents each of them with a huge bowl of chilie. He says, "if you can eat all this chilie, and make it up the stairway to heaven i will let you go. if not then im gunna cut your pecker off." so the white guy ate his chilie and made it halfway up the stairs before farting. so the devil brings him down. "wheres your daddy work?" the white guy responds, "lumberjack." so the devil chainsaws the white guys pecker off. the black guy eats his chili and makes it a quarter of the way up before farting. "wheres your daddy work?" he responds "butcher." so the devil meat cleavers his pecker off. The mexican farts while he eats the chilie. The devil stops him and says,"where does your daddy work?" the mexican smiles and says, "my daddy works at the lollipop factory. so start suckin b*tch!"
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Racial Joke
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Racial Joke
How do you tell if a black chick is pregnant?
If she pulls out a tampon and all of the cottons picked.
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Dirty Joke
I told my crush at school, "If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow." The next day she came in wearing black! When she dropped her pen and she bent over to pick it up, I got a look up her skirt at her red thong.
Moral of the story: she really loves me underneath it all.
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Racial Joke
There was once a black boy, a jewish boy, and an Italian in 3rd grade. One day, they decided to play "who has the biggest dick". The Jew whipped it out, and then the Italian, and then the black. They looked at the black dick in astonishment, and told him it's huge because he's black.
That night at the dinner table, he told his parents "the other boys at school said that my dick is big because I'm black, is this true?" She replied, "no son, it's because you're 24".
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Racial Joke
Why are black people getting stronger?
Because TV are getting bigger
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Racial Joke
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Racial Joke
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Racial Joke
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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Racial Joke
Q: If a bunch of white guys running down a hill is an avalanche and a bunch of black guys running down a hill is a mudslide, then what is a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: Jailbreak
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Blonde Joke
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
"Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five f*cking times."
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Racial Joke
Q:why dont you see black people on cruises.
A: because thay have sailed that ship before
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Racial Joke
Why don't sharks eat black people?
They think its whale shit.
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Racial Joke
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty
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Racial Joke
how can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
ITS NOT THERE