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Anant climbs into bed and sets a glass of water and aspirin on his girlfriend's bedside table. She tells him, "I don't have a headache."He replies, "Good, let's f*ck!"
The best way to get a woman to have sex with you is to compliment her... Like, "Wow you're a fast runner, you almost got away."
I saw this poor old woman slip and fall on some ice last night. Well at least I think she was poor. She only had $3 in her wallet.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?Because he Neverlands.I love this joke because it never grows old!
Walmart calls them self checkouts, I call them I might not pay for some of this.
Know any jokes about Sodium?
Is it weird that I forgot my twin brother's birthday.
i thought school was supposed to make you smart when 99.9% of america is f*cking stupid...........that o.1 % is me
Why is a car never tired? Because they always release their exhaust.