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It was when I stabbed a Capri Sun perfectly the first time, right in that grey circle, that I knew I wanted to be an assassin.
*Watches Netflix happily**Remembers homework, exam study sheets and responsibilities.**Watches Netflix stressfully*
why do people post the same shity jokes over and over again ?
Hit kickass if you want your name to be JEFF
When I'm at weddings, people always poke me ans say "You're next"So I began doing the same to old people at funerals.
Teacher: today we'll be talking about the black plague kid: sir i think you mean the African American plagueTeacher: Uh Oh class retard alert (cow bell rings ) retard alert !
Jesus saves.....Moses invests
*At the mall, guy stealing clothes*Other people: SECURITY!!!Me: GET THE SHOES! GET THE SHOES!!!