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Whenever you vote twice on a joke it always says, " You already voted BRO." I don't get that because what if a girl is looking at these jokesKICKASS IF YOU AGREE WITH ME!!!
Can a woman make you a Millionaire???Yes, if your a Billionaire.
Groom: People ask me why I left a bachelor to be with this girl. Well, look at her. She's wealthy and dying
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
Singer: I'd like to dedicate this next song to my friend, who got run over last week and is now in the hospital. ? The Wheels on the bus go round and round! ?
Guy: That's a not a photocopier that's a shredder. And what have you done to your ass?
Talent show judge: When you said you were going to saw that girl in half..... I thought you were a magician
if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diahrea does that mean one dude enjoys it
When a woman says "what?" Its not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to change what you said.
Did you know cats can jump higher than a house? This is largely due to the cats powerful hind legs and the fact houses cant jump.
I still remember my grandfathers last words to me... stop shaking the ladder.
That awkward moment when your watchimg TV with your perants Then it starts showing porn.
Don't you love it when you go to restaurants and they see its you alone but they still ask "how many people" I'm like Fucking 7 Bitch :)
Reading jokes on the toilet and still pissing yourself.
That awkward moment when you decide what song you would have at your funeral.
What do you call a stuck-up criminal going down some stairs?.... A condescending con descending.
Police: George Michael, you're under arrest for illegal organ harvesting. Last Christmas, someone gave their heart!
Procrastination is like masturbation. Its all well and good until you wake up one day and realize your just srewing yourself over.
Why do Scuba Divers lean backwards to dive in? Because if they leaned forward they'll still be in the boat