Best Short Jokes of the Month
There is a husband and a wife. The husband dies, and during the funeral, the wife starts to laugh. Everybody starts to ask her why, and she says, "This is the first time that I know where my husband is going."
Use this joke on someone you hate xD
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bitch: idk why?
You: To get to the annoying b*tches house, but wait I have another, knock knock.
Bitch: Who's There
When a girl posts a picture of herself..
*Girl 1 posts picture*
Girl 2: Omg you're so (gorgeous/beautiful/cute)!
Girl 1: Thanks! I miss you girl! We should hangout soon!
Girl 2: Miss you too girlie! Yes we should!
Will these girls hangout? No they won't. The Cubs have a better chance to win a World Series than these girls have of ever hanging out.
An old man went to the doctor and said "I just have three wives" and asked a health care for his bladder-waist-loin pain. Then doctor said "thrice, you must divorce them".
-Ubayd Zakani(1300-1400CE, Iran), the Satyricon