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I threw a boomerang many years ago. I now live in constant fear.
ME: How much for the baby dragon?PET STORE CLERK: Sir, that’s a lizard.ME: *not listening* When do they start breathing fire?
I wrote a song about a tortilla well actually it’s more of a wrap
All the people who had candy stolen from them as babies, are now the adults buying girl scout cookies outside dispensaries.
Friend: "Hey do you like Disney????"Me: " Yo breath stink, you better bibbity bobbity back the f*ck up."
Did you hear about the guys who got arrested for cow tipping, They got off on a tecchnicowlity.
The most romantic thing you can do for a Nigerian girl is buy her a rose, oh i almost forgot to add ROYCE.
This is not a good joke because there is no punchline.