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Yo momma so ugly even her dildo needed viagra
Boy: You're gay!Boy 2: I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Yo Momma is so poor the b*tch can't even pay attention.
yo momma is so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see wot she could see on the other side
Yo momma so dumb she put Coldplay in the freezer and they sung 'Its cold as ice it must be paraa para dise'.
Yo Momma so fat,when she ordered a waterbed, THEY PUT IT OVER THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!
yo momma is like marijuana, everyone did her but no one admitted it
yo momma so ugly that when when people shoot at her the bullets go the other direction
Yo Momma so fat Donald Trump used her for the border wall.
Yo Momma so fat she motivates me to workout.