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I farted in an Apple store today and everyone yelled at me. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.
Told my girlfriend to meet me at the gym, then stood her up. I just wanted her to know that we weren't working out.
Did you know that the invention of the shovel was a ground breaking invention?
Did you hear about the theme park ride made entirely out of Iron? It was a ferrous wheel.
I though I should post a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen, then I thought NaH.
Your first car is like your first time having sex.You dont really want it but your Dad gives it to you anyways
Oh My Goodness!! Guys, Rob is ROBIN the bird store!!!!
The whore has come to save you