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I'd like to thank the girl with no sports bra who ran with me through the last few miles of yesterday's marathon. Your lack of support got me through.
The other day, I saw the headline: 'Woman beats off rapist' and I thought... "That seems like a reasonable compromise."
I got banned from the secret cooking society... For spilling the beans.
I'm hosting a marathon to raise money for people with chronic diarrhea. It's a run for the runs.
What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year? A trophy.
What article of clothing do you put on a house?Address.
I saw a kidnapping...so i let her sleep in
what do you do when you dont want to milk a cow you get utters to do it