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Make sure to give your side b*tch a pencil for Valentine's day so she knows she is #2.
Baby I'll Treat You Like My Homework. I'll Slam You On The Table And Do You All Night.
They say we learn from our mistakes.Which is why I make as many as possible.I'll soon be a genius!
My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
can I call you a Twinkie cause when I bite into you, you cream in my mouth