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23 results for "hurricane"
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Short Joke
What if Gangnam Style is actually just a giant rain dance and we brought this hurricane on ourselves?
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Short Joke
What do Snooki and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will blow the entire east coast to get on TV.
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Short Joke
They should rename Hurricane Sandy to the Jets, then it would never touchdown.
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Short Joke
Nothing like Hurricane Sandy to make me realize what's really important in life, internet access.
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Celebrities Joke
They should rename Hurricane Sandy to A-Rod, then it wouldn't hit anything.
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Short Joke
How's the name Hurricane Sandy threatening? If you really want to scare people, call it Hurricane DickSmash.
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Short Joke
About to watch The Day After Tomorrow, that should take my mind off the hurricane.
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Short Joke
Hurricane Sandy, because God is tired of political ads too.
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Puns Joke
I'm sorry for my terrible Hurricane Sandy jokes, I know they blow.
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One Liners Joke
Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to.
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Short Joke
Hurricane Sandy has hit the East Coast. If MTV won't cancel Jersey Shore, God will.
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Short Joke
How are girls and hurricanes alike?
At first they're both wet and crazy, but then they take your house and car.
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Dirty Joke
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
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Dirty Joke
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
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Blonde Joke
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the brunette yells "TORNADO!" All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away.
Next, it's the redhead's turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the redhead yells "HURRICANE!" Once again all the people turn around to look for the hurricane and the redhead runs away.
Finally, it's the blonde's turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the blonde yells "FIRE!" and gets shot.
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Pick Up Lines Joke
Q-What did the hurricane say to the palm tree....
A-Hold on to your nuts because this is gonna be one hard Blow job :D
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Dirty Joke
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
-Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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Dirty Joke
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
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Redneck Joke
What does a hurricane, tornado, and redneck divorce have in common? -Someone's losing a damn trailer
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Long Joke
A small, terrible person continued on with his boring day. His meager existence continued to destroy his spirit. At least, it would if he had any. In fact, he had so little spirit, that he went to work in a hurricane they could only think of one name for, "Double Katrina". Yes, shit got that real. Somehow he was able to file his taxes before the hurricane blew him towards Death Valley. While in Death Valley, he came across a gaping cave, void of any modern aesthetics. Carefully, he approached the back of the cave, only to realize that it was only the end of the entrance. Towards the right, was an old Apple desktop from the late eighty's, that usually only started up after a few beatings on its side. Yes, he proceeded to hear Dial up, seeing as it was too old and slow to do anything useful. Suddenly, kickasshumor . com popped up, and he clicked on the category which he felt resonated with him. He had only a few words. "Aww yeah, just like my dick." And that folks, is nearly every person who has realized that the person was a penis himself, the hurricane was the queef from his first wife. The gaping cave was Anderson Coopers asshole, or the lack of a career he had, whichever. The apple desktop, was his image in a mirror: An overcompensator with no life, and devoid of any use.
(Above) That was me blowing your mind.
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Dirty Joke
what did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
hold on to your nuts cause this is gonna be some kind of blowjob
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Short Joke
Weather Reporter: Tonight's hurricane will be caused by low temperature and god's wrath on homosexuality
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Dirty Joke
Why are hurricanes usually named after women?
When they first come their wild and wet, and when they leave they take your house and car with them