Search for a category
Girl: so I just took a shit yesterday.Bully :and...Girl : oh sorry I just thought you wanted to know that I saw you in my toilet yesterday.Bully:umm...Girl: (whispers) piece of shit ..
Boy : please.. accept my loveGirl : why should I?Boy : because girl u got classGirl : no.. that's a lie.. I don'tBoy : in my eyes you doGirl : b*tch, youre blind
When black lives matter and Feminism becomes one group, thats when you know a noose finally has a meaning to you.
Ex Girlfriend: You'll never find someone like meMe: That's the point
Ugly bully: You're the reason condoms existKid: You're the reason plastic surgery exists
Guy 1: This park looked fun on the brochure! But it's rubbish! Guy 2: Guess it wasn't like it seemed to be...Guy 1: Like your pen*s!!Guy 2: Yup...I thought it was gonna be cursed...But I was blessed.
Max: Suck my dick!Me: There's nothing there so I don't know what you want me to suck!!!